2:15 Tall Tales
Get ready to laugh with Supernatural Season Two, Episode Fifteen "Tall Tales." We say purple nurple way too many times. We talk Tricksters, which subsequently makes us wonder the very important question: Is Rich Speight's penis cold? And also - do souls make you gassy?
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Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast where we're going to talk about.
Speaker B:Do souls make you gassy purple nerple?
Speaker A:Does Richard Spate have a really cold penis?
Speaker B:And your regular reminder, don't be a dick.
Speaker B:Let's do this.
Speaker B:Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast.
Speaker B:Diana.
Speaker B:I'm Diana.
Speaker A:I'm Liz.
Speaker B:And we're going to talk this week about season two, episode 15, Tall Tales.
Speaker B:These are good.
Speaker B:Just staying busy, you know, just getting whiplash from COVID restrictions in Dallas and trying to keep trucking along.
Speaker B:I had the pleasure of going to a really fun show on Saturday night.
Speaker B: ing of the weekend, which was: Speaker B:They're getting ready to retire from playing.
Speaker B:Their band is break.
Speaker B:The band's breaking up.
Speaker B:So they've got a hand.
Speaker A:They've done that like 90 times.
Speaker B:Well, they put a new album last year and they were gonna kind of get back at it.
Speaker B:They was going really well from all impressions, but they're just, they're just time to move on kind of attitude.
Speaker B:And so they, they're doing like kind of a little run of hometown shows right now.
Speaker B:And so this is a big outdoor concert at Double Wide and got to go hang out there for a little bit after I caugh an Austin native named Lindsay Beaver and her fiancee Brad Stevers who performed together, they opened for little run of shows with big bad Voodoo Daddy.
Speaker B:But they, they, they played at a venue in Dallas too.
Speaker B:So I got to pop by there and see them and say hi, good music.
Speaker B: th the good people as well as: Speaker B:And then yeah, so that's, that's, that's mainly my weekend now.
Speaker B:I'm drinking wine and talking to Liz.
Speaker A:Well, since you're drinking wine, I mean I was going to tell you what I did this weekend, which is very exciting, but instead I think I'm going to tell you what I'm drinking.
Speaker A:Drinking?
Speaker B:What are you drinking?
Speaker A:I'm drinking a purple nurple.
Speaker B:You're drinking a purple nurple?
Speaker B:Awesome.
Speaker A:So there are a ton of recipes for this online, but I went with the one that was on the Supernatural Wiki.
Speaker A:But like if you look it up, like it's like every kind of alcohol.
Speaker A:Like some of them are like vodka, rum, gin, whiskey.
Speaker A:I was like, what the fuck is in a purple nurble?
Speaker A:But so I went and I also just want to see how many times we're going to Count this episode how many times we say purple nurple, dick and penis.
Speaker A:Because those are the things that are going to just that are going to be in our mouths a lot.
Speaker A:Wait, Okay, Scratch reverse.
Speaker A:Okay?
Speaker A:Just leave it alone.
Speaker A:Okay, so I made the purple nurple with coconut rum, which I use the high coconut rum.
Speaker A:And then they call for triple sec.
Speaker A:But I had orange liqueur, which is better.
Speaker A:So orange liqueur.
Speaker A:And I went to spec specifically to buy blue curacao and then cranberry juice.
Speaker A:So this will, like, keep you from getting UTI from all the dicks and the penises, you know?
Speaker A:So there you go.
Speaker B:A health drink, if you will.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:It's actually pretty tasty.
Speaker A:But, I mean, those things you mix with the coconut rum are gonna be.
Speaker A:I thought it was gonna be a shot that was like the parent.
Speaker A:I'm like, okay, what do I have?
Speaker A:Like, after that?
Speaker A:But it was like, oh, this is actually big enough for a glass cocktail.
Speaker B:Sipping a sipping shot.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:But I do have a spare glass of wine just in case I drink all of this, because you never know how long we're gonna go through.
Speaker A:So the thing I was gonna tell you this weekend, I watched all the Jurassic park movies for the first time because seen them.
Speaker B:Wait, what I've seen.
Speaker B:I haven't seen all the, like, the newer ones, but at least the original.
Speaker A:Yeah, I kind of made a conscious thing that I never watched it.
Speaker A:And then now I was like, okay, there's just too many references.
Speaker A:I miss so.
Speaker B:And dinosaurs.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, I decided that I do want a pet raptor.
Speaker A:And I came up with her name, but I forgot what it was.
Speaker A:Yeah, I'm going to have a pet raptor.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:Oh, I know it was because of Chris Pratt.
Speaker A:Damn it.
Speaker A:Oh, Little Sebastian.
Speaker A:Because Chris Pratt is in the new movies.
Speaker A:And I was like, yeah, I'm going to Raptor, and I'm going to name her Little Sebastian to be girl.
Speaker A:And her name is going to be Little Sebastian.
Speaker A:And then we can sing the Little Sebastian song as she.
Speaker A:As she runs away.
Speaker A:I also decided that the Chris Pratt Jurassic Parks, the new ones, they're made, they're Hallmark movies.
Speaker A:Like, the formula for them are the Hallmark Christmas movies just with less Santa.
Speaker A:Because it really was like, oh, we have a corporate woman who is way too busy in her life to deal with things.
Speaker A:And then her ex from the past is going to come in and show her, remind her why she does this.
Speaker A:And I was just like, holy shit.
Speaker A:Like, this is a Hallmark movie.
Speaker A:This is terrible.
Speaker B:The first one is so good, though.
Speaker B:The first one is.
Speaker B:Music is so good in it too.
Speaker B:The score is good.
Speaker B:I'm really biased towards the score.
Speaker B:I have to add this because when I was in band in junior high for seventh and eighth grade.
Speaker B:No, I didn't go to band camp.
Speaker B:No jokes about that.
Speaker B:But we did play the Jurassic park theme song.
Speaker B:And so I played my part on my bassoon in junior high.
Speaker A:I forget what shitty things I played on my clarinet.
Speaker A:They were likely really shitty.
Speaker A:I also never went to band camp, so I often.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Was that fair use?
Speaker A:What the fuck?
Speaker A:How'd you get licensing for that?
Speaker A:I'm surprised to see the spill court wasn't knocking down the junior high door like, bitch, where's my money?
Speaker A:Cease desist.
Speaker B:Some educational workaround.
Speaker B:I don't know what they did, but yeah, we had the sheet music.
Speaker B:That's what we did.
Speaker B:That's pretty crazy.
Speaker B:I'd never seen that before.
Speaker B:We started a new show this weekend that I'm hoping we'll commit to.
Speaker B:That's mine is Shadows and Bone.
Speaker B:Because I'm reading the books right now.
Speaker A:Oh, the books are really good.
Speaker A:I haven't.
Speaker A:I haven't.
Speaker B:I'm almost done with the third one,.
Speaker A:But yeah, I haven't watched the show.
Speaker A:Like, my friends said it was really good, but he didn't read the books.
Speaker A:And it's one of those.
Speaker A:I don't know if I want to watch it.
Speaker B:I'm in the.
Speaker B:We watched the first episode and I am on.
Speaker B:On the fence as someone that loves the books right now because I haven't finished the last one.
Speaker B:But.
Speaker B:Yeah, so we'll see.
Speaker B:We'll see.
Speaker B:I figured that's in our vein of obviously that if you're listening this, you figured out that we like a lot of like our sci fi fantasy crap.
Speaker B:So it all ties in.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker B:But I'm intrigued.
Speaker B:But it's hard to really not like, it's hard to watch a thing like that with someone who's never seen read the books or anything.
Speaker B:Like, it's good if you have.
Speaker B:Both people have.
Speaker B:It's kind of like what we do is.
Speaker B:It's kind of.
Speaker B:That's why I think it's funny.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Like, if both people have Neither point of like no point of reference, that's one thing.
Speaker B:And if someone's like coming in fresh and the other person's really good at like, no, you must learn as you go.
Speaker B:That works really well.
Speaker B:That's not what happens when me and my husband sit and watch a show when I've read all the books, just so you know, I'm like, no.
Speaker B:So she's actually this.
Speaker B:This.
Speaker B:That's not actually what's in the books.
Speaker B:That's not what happened.
Speaker B:And I don't know exactly who this character is.
Speaker B:They just totally made this shit up.
Speaker B:Like, I'm.
Speaker B:I'm not good at that.
Speaker B:So I need to learn how to shut my mouth and just watch the show and then make comments later.
Speaker A:Well, it's also been long enough since I've read the books that likely I won't remember anything.
Speaker A:And then I'll come back.
Speaker A:I do.
Speaker A:To get back and finish watching Discovery of Witches.
Speaker A:I haven't done that.
Speaker B:I haven't watched the new season.
Speaker A:Yeah, I haven't either.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:But yeah.
Speaker A:Well, let's talk about the show that you that.
Speaker B:Supernatural.
Speaker A: ,: Speaker A:So this was a day after Valentine's Day.
Speaker A:So this is directed by Brad for May.
Speaker A:And this is the only episode of Supernatural he did, but he also directed the Monster Squad and Tremors.
Speaker A:So they to like really great movies in the 80s that are campy and horror.
Speaker A:And I also was like, oh, man, I haven't seen Tremors in a long time.
Speaker A:And I remember Tremors being really funny.
Speaker A:So I think I need to rewatch it.
Speaker A:I've never seen it.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Okay, so now you need to watch it.
Speaker A:But yeah, they were written by John Siobhan, who we talked about before.
Speaker A:So, yeah, let's get into this.
Speaker A:Let's start off at Crawford Hall.
Speaker A:The girl who's not dressed appropriately, not.
Speaker B:For the weather at all.
Speaker B:I will do my quick.
Speaker B:Before we get into the story, but the quick cast update.
Speaker B:The interesting thing about the first two characters we see.
Speaker B:We see the girl that's not dressed appropriately, who's played by Tara Wilson, who was also Ruth on Once Upon a Time.
Speaker B:And the gentleman we see who we find in a minute is a professor, is played by Barclay Hope, who was Clifford Blossom on Riverdale.
Speaker B:And he also had bit parts in Once Upon a Time.
Speaker B:So there we go.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:So guy walks up, woman's inappropriately dressed for cold weather and tying a shoe.
Speaker B:And that she's waiting for him.
Speaker B:I just want to talk to you.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:With your very revealing dress in very cold weather, not going to a club.
Speaker B:That's when you get a pass.
Speaker A:Yeah, but you go in the door and then you have like.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker B:You're not like hanging out outside, tying your shoe in the cold then.
Speaker B:Yeah, And So basically, they go up to his office and he's.
Speaker B:And we found the professor's name is Arthur Cox.
Speaker B:He wrote a book called Modern Mortality.
Speaker A:Morality, not mortality.
Speaker B:I was going to say the wrong one.
Speaker B:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker B:Which is ironic.
Speaker B:And then basically shocking.
Speaker B:She's not one of his students, though he thought she was.
Speaker B:And then they go for an awkward makeout.
Speaker B:So this is a professor who is making out with somebody he thought was a student or is at least the age group of his students.
Speaker A:Let me describe how I wrote my notes on this disturbing scene between professor and girl hitting on him and then him hitting on her.
Speaker A:Vom, vom, vom.
Speaker A:Is not touching her and saying things like, I respect you too much while you kiss her.
Speaker A:Gross, gross, gross.
Speaker B:Oh, God, it was gross.
Speaker A:So uncomfortable and disgusting.
Speaker A:But then she gets decomp faced and I'm like, yeah, girl, just show him all your nastiness.
Speaker A:Do you want to lick my wig?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:She gets like a full rot going on that face.
Speaker B:And, like, don't you want me?
Speaker B:He does not, apparently, at that point.
Speaker B:And there's an open window, and then we see somebody, the janitor, locking the building and out the front doors.
Speaker B:And you see the professor fall out the window of his office and go kerplunk on the stone stairs.
Speaker A:Okay, so our janitor is played by the Richard Spade, who everybody in Supernatural fandom loves, and he hosts all the cons.
Speaker A:And so I don't feel like it's spoiler telling you, Diana, he'll be back.
Speaker B:I couldn't tell that at all.
Speaker A:Yeah, I love him.
Speaker A:I love his podcast, Kings of Khan.
Speaker A:Everybody should listen to that one too.
Speaker A:After you listen to ours, of course.
Speaker A:But yeah, just I. I am in love with Richard.
Speaker A:And Rich, as he's called on his.
Speaker A:Normally to his friends.
Speaker A:I'm not his friend.
Speaker A:Whatever.
Speaker A:But yeah, okay, so Richard Rich is there and he.
Speaker A:The guy took a small dive and then I put whomp.
Speaker A:Whomp.
Speaker A:So sorry, you're dead.
Speaker A:Not really.
Speaker B:So, all right, so one week later, the Kings Lair Hotel, which looks kind of crappy on the outside, kind of like gross inside, but cool still.
Speaker B:So that weird balance of, like, hotel, we're like, I don't know if I'd actually want to stay there, but it's kind of cool looking, so maybe I would if it was.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker A:Well, I think what made the room cool with the beds?
Speaker A:Like, it had really cool beds.
Speaker B:It did.
Speaker B:Very cool.
Speaker B:Big headboards, like.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Pretty beds.
Speaker A:Oh, tufted.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:But then that also make it harder to sanitize.
Speaker B:I'm just saying.
Speaker B:Anyways, somebody pointed that out about like big shared tufted bed headboards recently.
Speaker B:And I was like, oh, what are.
Speaker A:You doing on your headboard?
Speaker B:Are you touching it?
Speaker A:I mean, like, I don't touch my headboard.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:It just upset me thinking about a shared headboard like that.
Speaker B:Like hotel.
Speaker B:Anyways, so yeah, Walk Away by the James Gang is playing in this scene.
Speaker B:At the start of the scene and not shocking.
Speaker B:Sam's doing research and Dean's eating cheese fries in Sam's bed.
Speaker A:Those fries looked awesome.
Speaker B:They looked really fucking good.
Speaker B:I was like, do I need some cheese fries?
Speaker B:And Sam is.
Speaker B:Sam starts bitching about not have.
Speaker B:In addition to bitching about Dean eating cheese fries in his bed, he's also bitching about not having his computer and blaming Dean for it.
Speaker B:Ask Dean to turn that into music.
Speaker B:And Dean being contrarian that he has turned the music up.
Speaker B:So obviously our brothers are not on good terms at the start of this episode basically is the summary we're getting.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:But for a change, like the not on good terms is not like, kill me, don't kill.
Speaker A:I don't want to kill you.
Speaker A:Now it's like it's more just its brother is what happens if you siblings are with your brother for too long.
Speaker B:But like start just nitpicking and picking and bitching.
Speaker B:Yeah, that whole thing.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:And then Dean references that he wants.
Speaker B:Or they say that Dean wants to leave, but he references that the car is screwed up and my heart dropped a little bit.
Speaker A:Something's on the baby.
Speaker A:Something's wrong with baby.
Speaker B:Very distressed.
Speaker B:They did not give enough information at this point in time about the vehicle.
Speaker B:And so I spent a very long portion of this episode.
Speaker B:Takes a minute to get to the car to figuring out what happened.
Speaker B:I was pretty upset that they dragged me out, but my people, they not understand the dedication people have to baby.
Speaker B:Just saying.
Speaker B:And then there's a knock at the door and Bobby.
Speaker A:Yay, Bobby.
Speaker B:For the record, my husband did watch this episode with me because Liz, Justin, she's like, he'll like it.
Speaker B:And he did, except he gets annoyed.
Speaker B:So I pause a lot.
Speaker B:I'm taking notes.
Speaker B:But he's like, I like that character.
Speaker B:Like, everybody likes Bobby.
Speaker B:Yes, we all like Bobby.
Speaker A:We're all fans of Bobby.
Speaker A:Team Bobby.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:So basically the brothers called Bobby out because they're like, look, we need your help.
Speaker B:We can't figure this shit out.
Speaker B:The professor took the dive from the supposedly Haunted from a supposedly haunted building, we find out.
Speaker B:So there's this building has some rumors about it being haunted.
Speaker B:And they found that out from his obituary, and that's how they ended up there.
Speaker B:Was following along with that.
Speaker B:So, yeah.
Speaker A:So we get our first flashback and we're gonna have a lot of them, which makes us gonna.
Speaker A:Kind of weird to talk about, but we can do it.
Speaker B:We can do it.
Speaker B:And it's not.
Speaker B:It's not even just a regular flashback.
Speaker B:It's a flashback of them.
Speaker B:Their own individual perception of retelling their own POV.
Speaker A:But it's also brilliant.
Speaker A:Like the POVs of like.
Speaker B:So well done.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker A:All right, so we're gonna flash back to a bar and we've got a chick and this guy in a varsity jacket.
Speaker A:And I think, what is his name?
Speaker A:Fucking Craig or something.
Speaker A:I just does drop in there.
Speaker A:But you're in college, dude.
Speaker A:Like, why are you wearing your varsity jacket?
Speaker A:Like, that's a little lame.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Nobody.
Speaker A:You don't get a varsity jacket in college.
Speaker A:Like, give it up, Craig, Cliff, whatever the fuck your name is.
Speaker A:Chad.
Speaker A:I don't.
Speaker A:Whatever.
Speaker B:And they're trying to ask these students why they think the professor.
Speaker B:They're his students, I guess why he jumped off this out of his window.
Speaker B:And we've piece together at this point too, that he was kind of philandering.
Speaker B:This guy had a reputation for it.
Speaker B:This professor was, you know, has had a family and was like fucking around, but.
Speaker A:And he was a professor of morality.
Speaker A:So fuck this guy.
Speaker A:Yeah, fuck your morality.
Speaker B:The girl, though, starts telling the story about how 30 years ago there was a.
Speaker B:There's a urban legend that 30 years ago a girl had an affair with a professor and got rejected and jumped out of a window out of room office number 669.
Speaker A:And if you turn the nine upside down, you get six.
Speaker A:Although I prefer 669.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:That is a much preferable thing for me.
Speaker A:But so.
Speaker A:And again, like, I do kind of like the twists and turns.
Speaker A:So this is like you're like, oh, is this going to be an urban legend?
Speaker A:Because you're like, what?
Speaker A:Ghost story, Urban legend?
Speaker A:I don't know what's happening.
Speaker A:What is going on?
Speaker A:Where is Dean?
Speaker A:Like, what, did they give up?
Speaker A:Dean's going to go start shooting purple nurgles.
Speaker B:That's what he's doing.
Speaker B:He's hanging out with Starla.
Speaker A:With the lovely Starla.
Speaker B:A feisty little wildcat.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Who as she's drinking her purple Myrkles, vomits in her mouth.
Speaker B:Totally.
Speaker B:It's hilarious.
Speaker B:But this is Sam's retelling of the story, which I'm pretty sure I told.
Speaker A:On here a couple weeks ago, that I vomited my mouth when I was in Dallas.
Speaker A:So I'm like, sarla, I don't judge you.
Speaker A:Like, we all do that occasionally.
Speaker A:Maybe her purple myrkle was warm and, you know.
Speaker B:Yeah, maybe so.
Speaker B:And yeah.
Speaker B:So Dean is offended by Sam's retelling of this and has his own take and insists that her name was not Starla, but he doesn't remember what her name was, but that she was very classy and they were having a deep conversation.
Speaker B:And then she was a grad student talking about legends.
Speaker B:And they have a deeply romantic kiss interrupted by Sam.
Speaker B:Which is funny because then, like, in the.
Speaker B:In Dean's retelling of this, he's talking about Sam interrupting them.
Speaker B:And you actually have, like, Sam's tones, like, hey, what are you doing?
Speaker B:Blah, blah.
Speaker B:But then he actually goes, it's Sam going, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker B:And it's really funny.
Speaker A:It is.
Speaker A:It was very well done.
Speaker B:I don't think I recreated it well, but there we go.
Speaker A:Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:That is the.
Speaker A:That is the scene.
Speaker A:But I also think that it's just, you know, the most uptight, nerdy version of Sam is done really well.
Speaker A:And I think we'll see, like, through this episode too.
Speaker A:Like, their comic timing is, like, on point, really good.
Speaker A:It's edited for, like, the timing of just the edits in this as I burp into the microphone.
Speaker A:Sorry, that's a purple nurple coming up.
Speaker B:Blame the purple nurple.
Speaker A:Blaming the purple nurple for a lot of things.
Speaker A:But, yeah, I think it was just like, the timing of this was so good.
Speaker A:And Jiren Petalaki did a really great job.
Speaker A:It's like the uptight nerds.
Speaker A:And then we switch back to the hotel.
Speaker B:Real time with real time now.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker B:Bobby interrupts and he's like, what is.
Speaker B:And he basically is like, what is going on with you two?
Speaker B:Like, why are you.
Speaker B:Why are you nipping at each other?
Speaker B:And, like, snipping at each other like this?
Speaker B:So Sam cuts back and wants to.
Speaker B:Sam wants to go.
Speaker B:Talks about how they went back to the property to go check out what was going on there at the Crawford hall where the professor had jumped out the window and the janitor let them in with their EMF reader to go.
Speaker B:And they're trying to make up some story about how they're like, oh, it's to rewire the room, but.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I also need to tell you what my notes say about this, because mine are very different than yours.
Speaker A:Mine says flashback to them investigating the gross professor's office led by the oh, so bankable Richard spake.
Speaker A:Damn.
Speaker A:So hot.
Speaker A:That's what my notes say.
Speaker B:And then we've got Dean with his mouth, like, just slowly getting more and more stuffed with snacks.
Speaker A:So full of, like.
Speaker A:I think it was candy, right?
Speaker B:Candy.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:It's like.
Speaker B:It's like somebody shoved, like, two entire snicker bars in his mouth at once.
Speaker B:It's ridiculous.
Speaker B:And he was, like, just mumbling through it.
Speaker B:So the janitor tells them, basically, yeah, I saw a girl with him.
Speaker B:And he.
Speaker B:That guy gets more ass than a toilet seat.
Speaker A:And I'm just hoping that Dean only laughs that laughed at that because it was Sam's pov.
Speaker A:So I'll give.
Speaker A:Give Dean like a douche this one because it's a terrible thing to say.
Speaker A:And I'm just like, no.
Speaker A:Sam just thought that Gene would think it was funny, and that's why he left.
Speaker A:So that.
Speaker A:That's my.
Speaker A:That's what I'm going with.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:But he does confirm that there is no room 669 because there's only four stories in the building.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:And then we see Sam with his laptop looking at the history of the building and suicides in the.
Speaker B:From the building.
Speaker B:And apparently the laptop is frozen on busty Asian beauties dot com.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker A:So bus those damn bestie Asians.
Speaker A:They.
Speaker A:They just keep up in this.
Speaker A:In this series.
Speaker B:But yeah, so apparently.
Speaker B:So he's accusing Dean of up his laptop.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:You're gonna get the porn malware.
Speaker A:This is what's gonna happen.
Speaker B:It is what it is.
Speaker B:It's the dice roll you take the.
Speaker A:Dice roll you take.
Speaker A: Especially in: Speaker A: What did I say was: Speaker B:2007.
Speaker A:2007.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:Like, all those free porn then was not.
Speaker A:Not the level of class we have today in our free porn sites.
Speaker A:Anyway, so back to present day.
Speaker B:Bobby wants to know if they found any history.
Speaker B:And they haven't found anything about this building that they can document.
Speaker B:Even, like, the urban legend that the chick told them they haven't really found any evidence of.
Speaker B:But they.
Speaker B:Then they say, but we did see something that was.
Speaker B:They didn't see it, but they know about it happening.
Speaker B:And it was weird quote, even for us, which I was amused by.
Speaker B:So we cut back to another flashback, and this is a.
Speaker B:The you know, your.
Speaker B:Your favorite jock?
Speaker A:The dumb jock.
Speaker B:Yeah, Dumb jock walking on Craig, I think his name.
Speaker B:He's walking on the campus at night by himself, and he hears something in the sky above him.
Speaker B:There's kind of a light following him.
Speaker B:And I'm like, oh, is it a ghetto bird?
Speaker B:But it's not a ghetto bird.
Speaker A:That's weird.
Speaker B:Ghetto bird.
Speaker B:Sorry.
Speaker B:We have a lot of police helicopters in my neighborhood sometimes.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:But all of a sudden, it is a.
Speaker B:A light pulling him up.
Speaker B:Kind of like a UFO or like a UFO abduction.
Speaker B:We're like, so Bobby is like.
Speaker B:Cuts back to Bobby.
Speaker B:He's like, no way Is it aliens?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:I was like, believe, Bobby, believe.
Speaker B:I want to believe.
Speaker A:I want to believe.
Speaker B:So we cut back to the brothers, back flashing back again.
Speaker B:Who, by the way, Curtis, our friend here.
Speaker B:Excuse me, is.
Speaker B:His name is played by David Tom, who was in Swing Kids and Stay tuned.
Speaker A:Oh, Swing Kids.
Speaker A:I thought about that movie in a long time.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:But.
Speaker B:Yeah, so basically he said that you won't believe they're interviewing Curtis.
Speaker B:He's like, you won't believe me.
Speaker B:Nobody does.
Speaker B:He lost.
Speaker B:He blacked out.
Speaker B:He lost time.
Speaker B:He woke up, didn't know where he was.
Speaker B:But there's like.
Speaker B:In this.
Speaker B:They're showing us, like, flashes of him, kind of like on, like a.
Speaker B:Some kind of a medical.
Speaker B:Ish.
Speaker B:Bed.
Speaker B:And says that they did tests and they probed him again and again and again and again and again.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's a lot of agains.
Speaker B:And one more time, and Dean says, some alien made you his bitch.
Speaker A:Oh, so sad.
Speaker A:And then they made him slow dance.
Speaker B:So you've got this image of a gray slow dancing with Craig when I say Curtis, excuse me, to a lady in red with a disco ball.
Speaker B:And I'm just like, what the fuck is going on here?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And then they cut to just like these great shots between Dean, Sam, and just their faces of like, them trying to understand the pro.
Speaker A:They're like the probing, like you're kind of on board with.
Speaker A:But now you're.
Speaker A:You're slow dancing.
Speaker B:That's where it got weird for everybody.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's.
Speaker B:That's what made it weird.
Speaker A:Just in case you cross the line.
Speaker B:Abduction, probing, everybody.
Speaker B:So, all right, whatever.
Speaker B:We're just going to accept this.
Speaker B:But the slow dance, that is what pushed it over the ledge.
Speaker B:City.
Speaker B:But yeah, so, yeah, so Bobby's like, are you sure you're not.
Speaker B:We got back to real time.
Speaker B:He's like, are you sure you're not exaggerating this or that Curtis isn't nuts.
Speaker B:And they're like, they're pretty sure because they go take.
Speaker B:They go back to the campus and cut the campus and there's like full on crop circle in the middle of like the lawn at the school.
Speaker B:And they're like well it couldn't really be a jet engine.
Speaker B:Then their brothers are kind of like trying to figure out first a haunting, now alien.
Speaker B:So they're gonna go talk to Curtis's friends like they do.
Speaker B:And there's this like really bad retelling obviously from Dean's point of view of Sam overly comforting Curtis's roommate with like a real weird hug moment acknowledging his pain.
Speaker A:And also though.
Speaker A:But this is also a lot of times how I view Sam.
Speaker A:So I'm just like, yeah, no, he's over.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:No, totally.
Speaker A:I'm on board with this, Dean.
Speaker A:I think you're right.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:And then Dean tells Sam.
Speaker B:He's like, yeah, you're always saying pansy stuff like that.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:So the friend that they're talking to is like, look, Curtis deserved this.
Speaker B:He's our pledge master for our fraternity.
Speaker B:He put us all through fucking hell.
Speaker B:So now like the brothers are piecing the other way.
Speaker B:So Curtis and this professor were both fucking assholes.
Speaker B:They're dicks.
Speaker A:So yeah, they are both dicks.
Speaker A:That is a quote from the show.
Speaker A:So that's the second time.
Speaker A:Dicks.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:We probably can't have the counter for dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks.
Speaker A:Because I just said it 17 times.
Speaker A:But OK, okay, so they're both dicks.
Speaker A:And then we, and then we find out that Sam's laptop is missing.
Speaker B:Oh, bomb.
Speaker B:When they get back to the room.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:And so they're.
Speaker B:And Sam's pissed and like looking for it.
Speaker B:But they're also, while they're looking for it, they're also discussing these poetic punishments of a philandering professor has, you know, dies after interaction with a girl.
Speaker B:The frat dude basically gets hazed.
Speaker B:So in this Sam's accusing also Dean of doing something to his laptop.
Speaker B:Like for real accusing him now and compares his laptop to the Impala.
Speaker B:Like how would you like if I did something to baby?
Speaker B:So we cut back to real time and Bobby's like look, Dean, did you take the fucking laptop?
Speaker B:He's like no, he didn't take.
Speaker A:I have one note and I think it's because something Sam said.
Speaker A:But I just have a note that says why are Dean's dirty socks in the sink?
Speaker B:Oh yeah, there was.
Speaker B:Yeah, Sam goes through a whole, like, list of, like, filing of grievances against Dean's like.
Speaker B:Like, poor living choices.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:But I was just like, why was he washing them in the sink?
Speaker A:Like, how.
Speaker A:How.
Speaker A:How do your socks end up in the sink?
Speaker A:Like, I have never once put a sock in the sink.
Speaker B:I don't think I have anything.
Speaker A:I'm very confused.
Speaker B:Yeah, no, it was weird.
Speaker B:That's a very confusing life choice.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:I mean, I get that they're, like, on the roads.
Speaker B:They may not have access to washer and dryer all the time, but either buy more socks or something.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:But, yeah.
Speaker B:So Bobby asked Dean straight up, did you take the laptop?
Speaker B:Dean's like, no.
Speaker B:So they cut to.
Speaker B:And then they've got another situation that they've got to talk about, though, where they've got, like.
Speaker B:Now there's this research scientist who's into animal testing.
Speaker A:There's no dick.
Speaker B:You know a dick.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And he's walking out.
Speaker B:We see them telling the story that he's walking out of his building.
Speaker B:He sees something in a drainage.
Speaker B:Grateful.
Speaker B:It's a watch.
Speaker B:So he's like.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:Like, lays down on the ground to reach into this grate for this watch.
Speaker B:Which I'm like, who does that anyway?
Speaker A:Who does that?
Speaker A:I mean, no, I.
Speaker A:Like, I don't give a fuck what.
Speaker A:Sounded like a great.
Speaker A:Like there could be like a million dollars down a sewer grate.
Speaker A:Not putting my goddamn hands in it.
Speaker B:It would take a lot for that.
Speaker B:A lot.
Speaker A:No, you get whatever is beyond testing of animals.
Speaker A:Gross.
Speaker A:But also, you put your hand in there, like.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's where it.
Speaker A:The clown lives.
Speaker A:We all know that.
Speaker A:So something's gonn.
Speaker B:And then.
Speaker B:So something attacks his arm while he's reaching into this grate.
Speaker B:And we see a lot of blood and splatter.
Speaker B:And then they talk about how there was no cause of death released.
Speaker B:So of course they have to break into the morgue to find out what happened to him.
Speaker B:And he's.
Speaker B:All that's left is a few, like, stumps of limbs.
Speaker B:And there's a lot of blood.
Speaker B:And then they say something must have been hungry.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Also a note on the stumps of limbs.
Speaker A:Limbs.
Speaker A:And this is a note that had nothing to do with this.
Speaker A:Maybe I was high when I was doing this.
Speaker A:This is possible.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:So when I was looking at things for my California trip, I found this one town that has, like, all these movie props and stuff.
Speaker A:And you can get a Life size dummy of like, a mangled person for like, $800, like, full on.
Speaker B:That's fairly affordable.
Speaker A:I was like, What?
Speaker A:That's only $800.
Speaker A:Like, think of all.
Speaker A:You can get all sorts of things.
Speaker A:Like, they can be like, normal dummies or they could have, like, c smangled like, for a car crash.
Speaker A:And like, all these.
Speaker A:It was like, only surprisingly affordable.
Speaker B:Very reasonable.
Speaker A:I'm like, this seems like a reasonable amount of money for a prank.
Speaker A:So I'm not sure what prank I can do with this life size dummy, but it could be good.
Speaker B:I don't want it in my house.
Speaker B:I mean, we were talking about a ham prank, but a ham prank's at least delicious.
Speaker B:That's not.
Speaker B:That's not even delicious.
Speaker A:What is it?
Speaker A:What is the.
Speaker A:So for those of you, like a.
Speaker B:Ham prank, this is a prank themed episode.
Speaker B:I mean, to an extent.
Speaker B:So, yeah, we were.
Speaker A:We were.
Speaker B:I went.
Speaker B:My exciting night out last week, I went to Costco and they have a hamon on a giant with like a 14 pound ham leg on a wooden stand and it comes with a knife.
Speaker B:And I'm like, my husband would fucking love this.
Speaker B:I'm like, I'll enjoy.
Speaker B:Like, it's like, come on, it's, you know, like appreciative ham.
Speaker B:Whatever.
Speaker B:I like it, but I'm not like, oh, my God, yes.
Speaker B:It's not my, like, excitement food.
Speaker B:But he fucking loves it.
Speaker B:I know you like it a lot too.
Speaker B:So I was like, I might buy.
Speaker B:I might spend 100 bucks on a fucking 14 pound ham leg to put my kitchen.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:Yeah, and then I just started talking about randomly delivering it to her house after she passed it up.
Speaker A:And then, like, where would it.
Speaker A:Where would the ham live?
Speaker A:Like, and then I was like, no, we should just put it in her husband's office and then have it behind him.
Speaker A:And again, I'm all a fan of, like, never mentioning why something is there on a zoom meeting and just having this, like, giant slice of ham, and every once in a while he reaches over and, like, cuts off a slice if he fit.
Speaker B:Nibbling during a video chat.
Speaker A:I think everybody on his zoom calls would greatly appreciate some ham nibbling.
Speaker B:I'm sure.
Speaker B:I'm sure it'd be deeply entertaining, but yeah.
Speaker B:So there we go.
Speaker B:That's our.
Speaker B:That's our.
Speaker B:Our detour on our.
Speaker B:Our prank.
Speaker B:Our prank ham.
Speaker A:Well, I will also say detour.
Speaker A:Like, there are many Pam pranks.
Speaker A:There was.
Speaker A:Oh, fuck, I forget the name of what we Named the shot.
Speaker A:But in New York, we used to, like, ask somebo if they wanted to do a. I wish I remember what we called it.
Speaker A:It sounded something like a regular shot.
Speaker A:Oh, hey, dangler.
Speaker A:We'd be like, do you want to do it?
Speaker A:Would you like to do a shot of ham, Dangler?
Speaker A:And they're like, yeah.
Speaker A:So then somebody would go to the bodega next door to the bar and go buy some ham.
Speaker A:And then we would put down a.
Speaker A:Basically a shot of, like, cheap bratgut whiskey and a can of pbr and then have them like, okay, so do the shot to do the shallow rocket whiskey.
Speaker A:Then they would shotgun the pbr, and then we'd slap him in the face.
Speaker A:Pam,.
Speaker B:That's amazing.
Speaker A:Doesn't stop being funny.
Speaker A:Like, it's always fun.
Speaker A:It only works on people who don't know.
Speaker A:But, like, watching somebody get hit in the face with deli meat is always funny.
Speaker A:It just is.
Speaker B:I mean, like, a tortilla slap is always also always funny.
Speaker A:Tortillas, yeah.
Speaker A:Tortilla slaps are great, but ham also,.
Speaker B:It's a little bit damper.
Speaker B:It's got some moisture to it.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:That's amazing.
Speaker B:I like it.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker A:I've lived well.
Speaker A:Okay, so we're in.
Speaker B:Ham jokes aside.
Speaker A:Ham jokes aside.
Speaker A:So we're gnawing on this.
Speaker A:We find out that the researcher's office was in Crawford hall, where all this stuff was happening, and they found a.
Speaker B:Belly scale from an alligator in one of the wounds.
Speaker A:Okay, so, Sam, what the fuck?
Speaker A:How do you identify, like, a.
Speaker A:Like, what forensic school did you go to where they teach you, like, scales of an alligator?
Speaker A:How the.
Speaker A:Do you know the scale?
Speaker B:I thought it looked kind of like a guitar pick, so.
Speaker B:I mean, it shows how good I am at this.
Speaker A:Looking at a random thing.
Speaker A:Yeah, I'd be like, cool.
Speaker A:There's, like, how do you know this?
Speaker B:Like, and I really don't understand how one would get embedded in the skin while the alligator's eating it.
Speaker B:As long as the alligator, like, crawled across it.
Speaker B:I'm just saying.
Speaker A:Well, I mean, if you think about how alligators eat their prey, they typically, like, they drag down, and they roll them around a bunch.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:Alligator roll.
Speaker B:That's true.
Speaker B:I didn't think about the alligator roll.
Speaker A:Yeah, alligator roll in the sewer that the body must have smelled really bad.
Speaker A:But, well, also, like, it was just his hand.
Speaker A:Like, how does the rest of him get in the sewer?
Speaker B:That grate was not like the holes in it were.
Speaker B:It was like a small sewer drain.
Speaker B:Like it was not like.
Speaker B:Like the open concrete one on the ground.
Speaker B:Like a person can slide in.
Speaker B:This was like where it's got like one inch like slats.
Speaker B:I'm surprised he got his hand in there to try to get that dumb watch.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Oh, okay.
Speaker A:I don't know how this happened.
Speaker A:This is what I do not believe.
Speaker B:This is the wrong type of sewer.
Speaker B:Wrong type of sewer.
Speaker B:Damn it.
Speaker B:Yeah, this is.
Speaker B:This is where I suspend belief and get mad.
Speaker A:Fourth wall is broken.
Speaker A:The show is over and done.
Speaker B:So they decide that this ties into the urban legend of an alligator in a sewer.
Speaker B:So now we kind of have three urban legends, though, which is kind of interesting.
Speaker B:That's where they're the fuck we're calling Bobby.
Speaker B:So they call Bobby and they start telling Bobby how they searched the sewers.
Speaker B:And when Dean came out of the sewers, that's when he found that someone had flattened Baby's tires.
Speaker A:So now we found out the mystery is solved.
Speaker B:We know what happened to Baby, which is totally fixable.
Speaker B:So I'm not as upset now.
Speaker A:It is.
Speaker A:But also I agree.
Speaker A:I agree with Dean that this can fuck up your rims.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:And also all four tires, like, at least like it was air let out and not slash.
Speaker A:Because then you would have to buy new tires.
Speaker A:I don't know what type of tire as Baby would require.
Speaker A:I mean, I'm assuming you could do kind of regular street tires.
Speaker A:I miss you some of my fancy tires.
Speaker A:So yeah, I'm like, I don't know what normal cars have.
Speaker A:Like, what do normal people drive on?
Speaker B:Just depends like how he's got it set up.
Speaker B:But I would assume that he has semi regular tires on it.
Speaker B:I mean, as rough as he is on it, it would be silly to have fancy tires.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm assuming very impractical for the amount of highway driving they do.
Speaker B:I'm just saying.
Speaker A:So Dean finds out all the tires are flat and that Sam dropped his wad.
Speaker B:So I decided you just had to.
Speaker B:There's a money clip on the ground full of cash, which.
Speaker B:And had Sam's initials.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker B:So he said Dean's pissed.
Speaker B:Goes inside yelling at Sam, saying this is part of like he thinks it's part of the prank war.
Speaker B:And Dean says he's going to keep all the money to buy new tires if he needs a more wheel or rims if he needs them.
Speaker B:So they're fighting and there's a very funny freeze frame of them fighting together at this point.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker A:So they have a brother spat over the money and Then finally, Bobby is just going to tear them a new one for being idiots.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:He's like, dean didn't take the computer.
Speaker B:Sam didn't touch your car.
Speaker B:Pull your heads out of your asses.
Speaker B:It's clear that you're dealing with a trickster.
Speaker A:Yeah, trickster on your hands.
Speaker A:Trickster.
Speaker A:All right, so we're going to start off with the Bobby lore and then we can go into the regular lore.
Speaker A:So I'm not sure where we want to put our lore jingle.
Speaker A:Do you want to.
Speaker B:Regular lore.
Speaker A:Okay, so Bobby lore says that tricksters create chaos and mischief and has the guys turned around and displaying them.
Speaker A:The tricksters are like demigods, immortal and can create things out of thin air.
Speaker A:They target the high and mighty and can look like lots of things that.
Speaker A:Mostly huge human.
Speaker A:So let's go into the other lure.
Speaker A:So what is a trickster?
Speaker A:So they can be pretty much anything.
Speaker A:You know, they can be peoples, gods, animals.
Speaker A:If they're going to be animals, though, they're usually going to be the sneaky ones, like foxes or coyotes or spiders, like the one Bobby mentions.
Speaker A:And so Bobby talks about.
Speaker A:Yeah, Anasazi and obviously Loki.
Speaker A:It was the most well known trickster.
Speaker A:We get some tom, he'll dance.
Speaker A:They're usually male.
Speaker A:And if they're human or demigods are generally attractive, but they're really not like, big and like, full of, like, muscles and shit.
Speaker A:They usually like.
Speaker A:They're like.
Speaker A:They're like Loki in the Marvel movies, you know, like.
Speaker B:Like a slight build.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And so the brains are really like what makes them.
Speaker A:And so they're clever.
Speaker A:They're very charismatic.
Speaker A:Like, illusions and disguises are usually a pretty solid trademark.
Speaker A:But if they aren't magical, then they're costume gurus.
Speaker A:So they're always.
Speaker A:They're into disguises and just fooling people.
Speaker A:They love breaking rules and questioning authority.
Speaker A:Samesies.
Speaker A:They can find a loophole in the wording of any rule and they can trick you into signing all of your power and fortune away with an agreement that is just tricking you.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:According to Professor Geller from mythology.net, unlike heroes, tricksters are usually more morally questionable.
Speaker A:They may lie, cheat, or steal to get what they want, and their ends don't justify their means.
Speaker A:A trickster is a character who uses wits rather than strength or authority to accomplish his goals.
Speaker A:So, yeah, okay, I'm like, kind of on board with that.
Speaker A:However, I like this version by Tim Callahan better, who says his one constant characteristic is appetite.
Speaker A:He is governed by a Desire to immediately satisfy his bodily urges, both gastric and sexual.
Speaker A:Often.
Speaker A:Therefore, he is a phallic deity.
Speaker A:So we got penises.
Speaker A:More penises are coming.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Super hedonistic.
Speaker B:And then you're like, penis.
Speaker A:Well, he's a phallic deity.
Speaker A:Penis.
Speaker A:So we have, for example, the Winnebago trickster.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Jesus Christ.
Speaker A:W, A, K, D, G, D, J, U, N, K, A, G, A. I don't know why there is a K followed by a D and a J, because that's just not a way we spell things.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:So this trickster keeps his incredibly long penis rolled up in a box that he carries on his back, and yet.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:His dick's in a box.
Speaker A:His dick's in a box.
Speaker A:He's a dick in a box.
Speaker A:At one point, though, he does turn himself into a woman and marries the chief's son and bears him.
Speaker A:And bears him children.
Speaker A:So he's kind of asexual here.
Speaker A:He also, like, there's a lot of, like, fart things that happen with a lot of tricksters.
Speaker A:So what?
Speaker A:John Conga tells his anus to guard his recent kill while he sleeps.
Speaker A:The anus tries to wake him up by breaking wind when a fox steals the food, but he sleeps through it.
Speaker A:When he does wake up to find his food gone, he punishes his Amos by burning it.
Speaker A:I want to screenshot Diana's face.
Speaker B:The fart defense failed.
Speaker A:The fart defense did not work.
Speaker A:So then you set your ass on fire.
Speaker B:I think that's a questionable choice on how to be upset about that.
Speaker A:Like, I know.
Speaker A:And it's also.
Speaker A:I love the anthropomorization, like, of his anus.
Speaker A:Just like his asshole is like, a thing.
Speaker A:And like, I will punish you.
Speaker A:I will set you on fire.
Speaker A:Another good example of a trickster.
Speaker B:Because he could have just gone to Taco Bell.
Speaker A:Sorry, he could have just got a Taco Bell.
Speaker A:Another good example of a trickster is the kitsune, and this is a Japanese fox trickster.
Speaker A:And they are often in the form of young women who lead men to sexy time and then drain them of their vitality.
Speaker A:Upon having their deceptions revealed discovered, their true form is revealed, and they often break wind as they make their escape.
Speaker A:So they're, like, caught.
Speaker A:So they fart and then they run away.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:So they're so.
Speaker B:Because I'm sure, generally speaking, when we talk about, like, taking their vitality, we're usually talking about, like, usually bodily fluids, right?
Speaker A:Kind of like, so.
Speaker B:So wait, so like, they're going to, like, they're they're going to like.
Speaker B:I'm just trying to think about how do I say it nicely?
Speaker B:And I lost it.
Speaker B:So we're just not.
Speaker B:So they're going to like consume a bunch of their calm and then fart.
Speaker B:Is that kind of what we piece together here?
Speaker B:Is that the.
Speaker A:Well, kind of like.
Speaker A:Well like that they're.
Speaker A:I guess maybe like whatever they're taking he makes them gassy.
Speaker A:And really it's more of like a succubus type thing.
Speaker A:So you know, like I'm consuming your soul but apparently souls also souls make you gassy.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:But I also just imagine that they go back into their fox form.
Speaker A:And so you have this really cute fox like farting and running away.
Speaker A:And it is like the best idea like this cartoon needs to happen.
Speaker A:I just need to have like a fox turned into a really hot chick.
Speaker A:Chick.
Speaker A:A guy take like take his life force and then get caught and fart and run away.
Speaker B:Like that is so ridiculous.
Speaker B:I'm sure.
Speaker B:I feel like there's already like an anime of that.
Speaker A:I'm sure, I am sure this.
Speaker A:It is Japanese and I'm sure there is a very disturbing version of this in like some anime.
Speaker A:There is a very disturbing thing where someone fucked, you know, a fox.
Speaker A:Probably in the fox form.
Speaker A:Like they probably even waited to turn to a woman.
Speaker A:They were just like, can't this fox.
Speaker A:Okay, so we also have dowchina who I'm probably mispronouncing.
Speaker A:That is D A U C I N A and that is Fiji seafaring God who was known for his prowess at seducing women using lies and half truths to get into the women to the beds of these women who couldn't help it.
Speaker A:They had to fuck him.
Speaker A:You know, they had to.
Speaker A:Maybe this one wasn't farting as much but.
Speaker A:So the people who.
Speaker A:Who did end up sleeping with him though are said to have long term health problems if they continue to sleep with him.
Speaker A:Therefore, young women were born to avoid dochina and identify him by his unnaturally cold penis.
Speaker B:So he was a vampire.
Speaker A:I guess it may be.
Speaker A:I mean cold vampire dick, you know, that.
Speaker A:That is.
Speaker A:That is a possibility.
Speaker A:We also have Coco Pele which you probably know if you ever seen like the Keith Harding works.
Speaker A:That's one that everybody's kind of familiar with.
Speaker A:It's a deity and a symbol of fertility recognized by several native American groups like other fertility gods, is known to preside over both agriculture and childbirth and is typically depicted as a flute player with a prominent humpback as a fertility God.
Speaker A:He's also sometimes shown to have a huge, erect phallus.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:So the flute playing, I think, is a double entendre of the flute that he is playing in some figures, though he also has protrusions on his head which are thought to represent antennas.
Speaker A:And there are also images that show him to have club feet and knobby knees.
Speaker B:So he was not the sexy one.
Speaker A:He was not.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:He's got a big dick.
Speaker A:So he's got a hunchback and some club feet, but his dick's really big.
Speaker A:Mig.
Speaker B:So, I mean, yeah, you know, some people have priorities.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker A:And we're gonna.
Speaker A:We're gonna end the trickster tales with Azaban, who is the trickster raccoon, because.
Speaker A:What, There's a trickster raccoon?
Speaker A:Of course there is.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:And this is told amongst two tribes, which I have never heard of.
Speaker A:And I'm going to butcher your name.
Speaker A:Sorry.
Speaker A:If you're a member of these tribes or these clan.
Speaker A:So this was told among the Abenaki and the Pimp Penobscot tribes.
Speaker A:And we're gonna end with the tale that explains how the raccoon came to have the black rings around their eyes.
Speaker A:This is the quote from the source.
Speaker A:I don't have written down, but it'll be in the show notes.
Speaker A:In this tale, he came across.
Speaker A:So this is a raccoon.
Speaker A:In this tale, he came across two blind men who decided to leave town and take care of themselves so as not to be a burden to anyone else.
Speaker A:What nice blind men.
Speaker A:Another God called Glooskap Gap took pity on them and provided them with a rope and a bucket to help them fetch water.
Speaker A:Azobon saw this gift as an opportunity for mischief.
Speaker A:He moved their bucket from the water into sand.
Speaker A:And when the first blind man pulled in the rope, he got nothing but sand, leading him to believe the river had run dry.
Speaker A:When the second blind man went to fetch water, he replaced the bucket in the water, and he came back with a bucket full of water and blame his friend for being lazy.
Speaker A:This caused him to fight, and eventually glue scap came along to mediate their quarrels.
Speaker A:He saw Azobon rolling around on the ground, laughing his heart out and decided to teach the raccoon a lesson.
Speaker A:He took hot coal from the fire and marked black circles around his eyes and tails, and he still has them to this day, so that everyone knows he's abandoned.
Speaker A:And that is how raccoons got their eyes and their tails.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker A:In case everybody was Wondering.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:That's really what happened.
Speaker A:That is.
Speaker A:That is how it's actually how it occurred.
Speaker A:That is accurate.
Speaker A:It is fucking accurate.
Speaker B:Scientists.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:But, you know, I think if you kind of look at that and then look at what Bobby says, they actually did a lot of research into tricksters, from what I've read up on the episode, too, that it's pretty accurate in terms of just.
Speaker A:This is what they're going to do.
Speaker A:They want to cause trouble.
Speaker A:They're going to play on, you know, what you have.
Speaker A:Although Richard Spade's dick isn't shown in this episode, I'm assuming it's huge.
Speaker A:I know if.
Speaker A:I know you have a wife and her name is.
Speaker A:They call her Machete on the show.
Speaker A:So no offense to Machete, but if you want to send me a dick pic, Richard, just to, like, prove whether or not that's true, cool with it.
Speaker A:If your penis is cold, I mean, I don't know if it is, but, you know, having cold dick seems like a really bad problem, so it doesn't sound ideal.
Speaker A:It doesn't know.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:That's shrinkage and all sorts of things.
Speaker A:But then again, I mean, it's like a really hot summer.
Speaker A:Like, a cold dick could be, like, you know, exhilarating and refreshing.
Speaker B:You know what I need?
Speaker B:I just need me some cold dick.
Speaker A:Good Lord, it is so hot outside.
Speaker A:I could really use me a cold phallus just to.
Speaker A:And then, like.
Speaker A:And then you could steam the cold phallus and fart.
Speaker A:This is the book.
Speaker A:This is going to go down as our classiest episode ever, Steven Farting and cold penis.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:All right, so they are talking alien probing.
Speaker B:So there we go.
Speaker B:Well, did that.
Speaker A:Were the aliens probes called?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker B:They didn't say.
Speaker B:They just had.
Speaker B:It happened a lot.
Speaker B:All right, so we cut to our janitor.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:They determined.
Speaker A:Did they just.
Speaker A:I have.
Speaker A:Oh, it's a janitor in my notes.
Speaker A:I don't know if they figured it out yet, but they.
Speaker B:But the show piecing together.
Speaker B:Yeah, we cut to the janitor as they're.
Speaker B:We think they're starting to piece together, like, the one thing that ties everybody together.
Speaker B:And we cut to our janitor, and he's chilling in his, like, red silk.
Speaker B:Red silk boxers in his kind of cool but kind of awful apartment.
Speaker B:It's a little bit.
Speaker A:No, it's amazing.
Speaker A:It's amazing.
Speaker A:Like, okay, it's not a place I want to live.
Speaker A:It's a place I want to stay for, like, it would be.
Speaker A:It's like his apartment looks like the.
Speaker A:Like with less Euro beats.
Speaker A:Like less Euro trash music pumping in.
Speaker A:That's what his apartment reminds me of.
Speaker B:Everything's red, black and white.
Speaker B:And he's reading our.
Speaker B:Everyone's favorite tabloid, the Weekly World News.
Speaker B:And it's talking about all of these incidents that we have been following.
Speaker B:That's kind of funny.
Speaker B:And he's got a dog.
Speaker A:He's got a dog.
Speaker A:He's got pie.
Speaker B:He has cakes and the whole fancy food spread.
Speaker B:And then he's.
Speaker B:He just conjures up two bitches.
Speaker A:Yeah, those are women, not dogs.
Speaker A:Just so you know, just to be.
Speaker B:Clear, the dog could have been a bitch.
Speaker A:We don't know.
Speaker A:We don't know the gender.
Speaker B:They were unclear.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:That was very inappropriate and not pro.
Speaker B:Woman of me to say.
Speaker B:Well, no, because they're not real.
Speaker B:They're just like, random.
Speaker A:They're not real.
Speaker A:And eventually we find out they are badass bitches.
Speaker A:Like, eventually, you know, Even though she.
Speaker B:Conjures up two scantily clad female nails.
Speaker A:Lingerie models.
Speaker A:And I did read.
Speaker A:So why am I spacing on the name of the guy who plays Bobby?
Speaker A:And it'll come to me in a second and I'll shout it out like, I have Tourette's.
Speaker A:No offense to you.
Speaker A:Tourette's, but he said you.
Speaker A:During this, he was like.
Speaker A:Man, like, it was really hard working with these ladies because he was like, they're just.
Speaker A:He's like, you know, I'm a married man.
Speaker A:But they're just there.
Speaker A:They're underwear.
Speaker A:And it was kind of hard to concentrate.
Speaker A:Like, two very attractive women just, like, hanging out.
Speaker B:Chill it in lingerie.
Speaker A:Chill it in their lingerie.
Speaker A:But, yeah, so we're gonna go like.
Speaker A:So we have this thing and we're gonna go back to the campus now, right?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And so the brothers are now there with the.
Speaker B:With the janitor.
Speaker B:And they said that they're checking on offices and they're trying to play it off.
Speaker B:But obviously they're trying to research to see if the janitor is the one that's behind all of this.
Speaker B:So Sam kind of breaks away and goes to the janitor's locker looking for clues and finds the copy of the Weekly World News News.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:But doesn't really find any other evidence.
Speaker B:No sweets or anything.
Speaker B:So the brothers go out there.
Speaker B:Brothers go have a big argument outside.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:And you see the janitor watching them.
Speaker B:Sam wants evidence.
Speaker B:Dean wants to just get shit done.
Speaker B:Like, oh, situation Normal.
Speaker B:Shocking.
Speaker B:And so apparently I'll, like.
Speaker B:Sam goes to look for more evidence, supposedly.
Speaker B:But, like, they're like.
Speaker B:Apparently a large amount of time elapses here because we go from, like, daylight, suddenly it's nighttime time.
Speaker B:And Dean's still, like, walking around campus by himself, like, kind of keeping tabs on the janitor.
Speaker B:So he goes to find.
Speaker B:Goes into the building looking for the janitor, as if he's like, I'm over this shit.
Speaker B:Let's like, let's go do this.
Speaker B:And he has a steak ready.
Speaker B:And then all of a sudden, you start hearing music playing in the background.
Speaker A:And you hear music you did.
Speaker A:But you don't just hear music.
Speaker A:You hear Barry.
Speaker B:You do.
Speaker B:Can't get enough of your love, babe.
Speaker B:And so it's coming from one of the lecture halls.
Speaker B:And so he goes in and there's two.
Speaker B:The two girls.
Speaker B:Two women in their lingerie on a fancy bed on the lecture stage.
Speaker B:And there's a martini set up.
Speaker B:There's fucking lava lamps.
Speaker B:It's right up Dean's alley.
Speaker B:Swanky.
Speaker B:Swanky.
Speaker B:Kitschy.
Speaker B:Fun.
Speaker A:Well, and also, so they're in front of a chalkboard board.
Speaker A:And apparently originally there was something really good on this chalkboard, which I think was like the study of sex or something like that.
Speaker A:But Standards and practices wouldn't let it go.
Speaker A:Fucking commies.
Speaker A:So I don't know actually what was on there, but I'm assuming it was somebody drew pictures of penises.
Speaker B:That is because that's what I assume.
Speaker A:That's what I assume.
Speaker A:I mean, also, you give me a chalkboard and some chalk and I'm going to draw a dick like that.
Speaker A:What else do you do with like.
Speaker A:I mean, that's just your natural.
Speaker A:That's everyone's natural instinct, right?
Speaker A:I mean, that's not just me.
Speaker B:That's just you.
Speaker B:I'm sure it's not just you.
Speaker B:But I don't know if it's everybody's instinct, okay.
Speaker A:I thought everybody would just, like, want to randomly draw penises everywhere, but.
Speaker B:Okay, so Dean says, are you girls real?
Speaker B:And the girls say something that grossed me out.
Speaker B:And I don't know why, but it seemed real gross to me.
Speaker B:And it's.
Speaker B:Trust me, it's gonna feel real.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's gross.
Speaker B:Now it's your turn.
Speaker B:Your turn to make a face.
Speaker B:I was like,.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's gross.
Speaker B:And then they want to make him a massage and he makes a happy ending joke because of course he does.
Speaker B:Anyways, so the janitor shows up and basically is like, hey, yeah.
Speaker B:These are my peace offering to you.
Speaker B:I know what you and your brother do.
Speaker B:I want you guys to walk away, let me do what I'm doing, and then I'll move on to another city.
Speaker B:That's just this, because this is what I do.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker A:And he also said.
Speaker A:So he goes, the people had.
Speaker A:But coming to them, they're hoisted on their own petards.
Speaker A:Which I had to look up because I was like, what the is a petard?
Speaker A:So I actually was like, okay, what.
Speaker A:What is this?
Speaker A:So apparently this is something that comes from Shakespeare from Hamilton Hamlet.
Speaker A:And so it's.
Speaker A:He's.
Speaker A:And I was like, oh, yeah, I don't remember this from.
Speaker A:From doing Hamlet, but.
Speaker A:Because I really didn't like that play that much.
Speaker A:But, you know, one of the people.
Speaker A:The person who played Gildenstern or one of them is.
Speaker A:Is the guy who's on Psych.
Speaker A:So I went to high school with him and we did a Hamlet together.
Speaker A:And so, yeah, the guy who.
Speaker A:The main character from Psych was, was in that.
Speaker A:But anyways, so basically it means to be injured, ruined or defeated by one's own action device or plot that was intended to harm another.
Speaker A:Or basically falling victims to your own trap or schemes.
Speaker A:Like, so you try and do something and then you.
Speaker A:It fucks you over, right?
Speaker A:So you're like.
Speaker B:And that's what happened with all these people.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker A:They were.
Speaker B:They all had like, these like, terrible tendencies.
Speaker B:And that's what they're.
Speaker B:They're bad.
Speaker B:Their immoral choices came back on them in the same form of what they did wrong.
Speaker A:But a petard was a small bomb made of a wooden or a metal or wooden box that was filled with explosive powder.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:Which sounds like a great present to give somebody if you're gonna go into, like, prank wars.
Speaker A:Like, here's a box of stuff.
Speaker A:And like,.
Speaker B:All right, so we're going into Trickster.
Speaker B:He's got the pizzari.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:But Dean, of course, is like, yeah, you can't do that.
Speaker B:Do this.
Speaker B:But I can't do that.
Speaker B:I can't let you go.
Speaker B:But I do dig your style with the girls and the slow dancing alien.
Speaker B:So of course we get referenced that the.
Speaker B:And janitor is very proud of that slow dancing alien, by the way.
Speaker B:So the janitor says to Dean, since Dean's challenge him now is that, you know, Sam was right, you shouldn't have come here alone.
Speaker B:But then, ta da.
Speaker B:Sam and Bobby walk in, and that's when the janitor figures out that the fight was Finished fake.
Speaker B:Which I kind of knew.
Speaker B:I wasn't sure, but I kind of knew because they've been such dicks each other.
Speaker B:But I'm like, this doesn't sound like your regular fight.
Speaker B:And then, then the janitor conjures this like crazy ass like Texas Chainsaw Massacre creature with a fucking chainsaw.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So we've got a chainsaw wielding dude and then the chicks, we go like all MMA on.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:And it's apparently.
Speaker B:Yeah, apparently.
Speaker B:Apparently these chicks are badasses and they are going to.
Speaker B:Who beat the fuck out of Dean.
Speaker B:And they punched him in directly into a motorboat moment.
Speaker B:I don't know if you noticed that, but he got punched.
Speaker A:Actually I didn't.
Speaker A:I missed a motorboat.
Speaker B:Well, he got punched by one and his face went straight into the other's cleavage.
Speaker B:Like full in there.
Speaker B:So it was pretty funny.
Speaker A:Our bazims are our weapons.
Speaker B:Yeah, they got punched into a motorboat.
Speaker B:Bobby's state gets cut in half with a chainsaw.
Speaker B:And they're kind of like there's a fight is going kind of questionably.
Speaker B:And then Sam's able to throw a stake to Dean.
Speaker B:And Dean stabs the trickster.
Speaker B:And as he does that, the trickster, AKA Janitor.
Speaker B:As he does that, all the creatures and the girls kind of fizzle out and disappear.
Speaker B:Dean's like, he had style.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:And then Bobby's like, let's get the hell out of dodge before someone finds that body body.
Speaker A:So they just leave the corpse body.
Speaker B:In the middle of the lecture hall of the.
Speaker B:Of the janitor.
Speaker B:Seems super weird.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:You know, especially when you're on the road in the law.
Speaker A:Whatever.
Speaker A:But I guess enough like enough things have happened in this town as of late that they're probably like, okay, like here's another weird thing.
Speaker B:But right.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:But it's kind of funny.
Speaker B:So like Bobby's like, come on, we gotta get the out of here guys.
Speaker A:Before we get in trouble.
Speaker B:And then they get out to the car and they're getting in the car and they have another like awkward moment where they like it's their apology without actually saying I'm sorry to each other.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's very, very Winchester bro.
Speaker B:And very annoying.
Speaker B:But either way it's very.
Speaker A:Yeah, there was a lot of.
Speaker A:They were I fucking each I I apologizing.
Speaker A:I was gonna say I fucking.
Speaker B:But a lot, A lot of staring.
Speaker A:And pausing and then Bobby like voices everything that we would like to say and he's just like, you're breaking my heart.
Speaker B:Getting the Goddamn car.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:We have to get the out of here.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:So they do, and then we cut.
Speaker B:Then they drive off.
Speaker B:And as we cut back to the lecture hall, we see someone walking towards the janitor's body.
Speaker B:And what is it?
Speaker A:It's the actual janitor.
Speaker B:And the fake janitor is the one that got stabbed.
Speaker B:And he fizzled away and dissipates into nothing.
Speaker B:So the janitor, the trickster, is still there.
Speaker B:It was all illusion.
Speaker A:He's alive.
Speaker A:Yeah, illusion.
Speaker B:That's it.
Speaker B:So that's.
Speaker B:It tells us that we will hear more from this motherfucker.
Speaker A:Maybe.
Speaker A:We don't know.
Speaker A:I mean, there is probably a reason why he hosts all the cons, you know, maybe.
Speaker A:But he also.
Speaker A:He direct.
Speaker A:I mean, Richard Spate goes on.
Speaker A:He directs a ton of episodes.
Speaker A:Besides being a cast member, he also directed a ton of Lucifer, and he also directed a couple episodes of Walker Chucks the Stranger.
Speaker A:So very prolific.
Speaker A:Super cool dude.
Speaker A:I like him.
Speaker B:Very cool.
Speaker A:Even if his penis is cold.
Speaker A:Good Lord.
Speaker A:So, I mean, overall thoughts?
Speaker A:I mean, I don't.
Speaker A:So in a way, this is a good thing because it's a break, right?
Speaker A:We're not.
Speaker A:We're not pushing Sam I am evil storyline further, but we're also have to listen to them white about it, so.
Speaker B:Oh, God.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Cleanser.
Speaker B:Absolutely agree with that.
Speaker B:I think it was a really.
Speaker B:It was a good diversion because I feel like we were kind of getting just like, first it was everything like, oh, my God, dad, dad, dad.
Speaker B:Fucking John.
Speaker B:And then we got like, we aren't past that, obviously, I'm sure.
Speaker B:But at the same time, then it was like, oh, kill me.
Speaker B:I'm evil.
Speaker B:Well, you're not evil.
Speaker B:I'm gonna show you.
Speaker B:But I'm emotionally distressed.
Speaker B:And then, you know, just this back and forth.
Speaker B:And so it's just been kind of exhausting.
Speaker B:And then now it's like, okay, we got like, yeah, they were picking at each other, but they were, like, acting like normal siblings, and they were dealing with an interesting case, and it was funny.
Speaker B:And how they both perceive each other and all that was really fun.
Speaker B:Super fun.
Speaker B:And Bobby was there, so it makes everything better.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So we have Bobby.
Speaker A:We got some humor.
Speaker A:We've got just, you know, it's just.
Speaker A:To me, it was like, it's just a really fun episode.
Speaker B:I mean, I agree.
Speaker A:Doesn't serve a lot of purpose at least now, like, from, you know, this season.
Speaker A:But I think, you know, halfway through the season, you kind of need this, right?
Speaker A:Like, hey, let's let's kick things up in a different direction.
Speaker A:Let's give some, you know, let's make it different.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:I agree.
Speaker B:I like it.
Speaker B:I like it.
Speaker B:I approve.
Speaker B:It was very enjoyable.
Speaker A:Diana approves.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I don't think we have anything else to say.
Speaker B:That's all I got.
Speaker A:All right, well, cheers.
Speaker A:Jerk.
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