Episode 14

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4th May 2023

6:14 Mannequin 3: The Reckoning

It's Supernatural Season Six, Episode 14 Mannequin 3: The Reckoning. How broken are you Dean Winchester??? We dissect Dean and Lisa's toxic relationship, and you can play which is the Real Real Doll with Diana!



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Transcript

Jerk:

Welcome to this week's episode of Supernatural. I'm Diana.

Bitch:

What? It's just a two what? I think we may have to start over.

Jerk:

I don't know. Make it a new show. I moved the mic and it was really it made a really loud noise. It startled me. All right. What's wrong with it? Try it again. Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast. I'm Diana. And

Bitch:

I'm Liz.

Jerk:

this week, we're going to talk about season six, episode 14, mannequin three.

Bitch:

The reckoning. There's another word there. You guys hear the whole

Jerk:

Sorry,

Bitch:

thing.

Jerk:

sorry. Mannequin three, the reckoning. Excuse me.

Bitch:

Yep, we're going to talk about it. Sure are.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Sure are going to talk about it.

Jerk:

How are you doing this week, Liz?

Bitch:

I'm doing well. It's springtime and I am trying to I got a new planter for Seymour that came but part of it is broken. It's a broken Cthulhu but I think I hope I think it'll look really good coming out of Cthulhu's head. I also got a new Frankenstein one and you know it's from the evil big box. whatever is really cute is like is this really he's got very good like a very like side eye so I can really appreciate a side I Frankenstein he's got he almost looks like a hermit monster so he's like

Jerk:

Ooh.

Bitch:

a monster Frankenstein so I don't know what I'm gonna put inside him maybe a succulent

Jerk:

Nice.

Bitch:

What's going on with you?

Jerk:

I feel like the oh I went into a show last weekend I went and saw Dinosaur Jr. and the infamous set the Longhorn Ballroom and then

Bitch:

Did you wear a bucket hat?

Jerk:

I did not because I don't own one.

Bitch:

Pete Davidson

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

wore a bucket hat at the Met Gala. I don't think

Jerk:

He

Bitch:

you should

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did.

Bitch:

be allowed to the Met Gala in a bucket hat. I

Jerk:

There were

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think

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some good

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that should

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outfits,

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automatically

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not

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kick

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his.

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you

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There

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out.

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were some really good outfits. Doja Cat

Bitch:

There

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might

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was.

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have won.

Bitch:

Jared Lettard was also pretty good, because he was

Jerk:

He

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also

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was.

Bitch:

a cat.

Jerk:

Yeah, that was good. It

Bitch:

Yep.

Jerk:

was good. Yeah, that's about it here. And nothing just keeping busy with life and household and good laid back family shit, you know.

Bitch:

Yee-haw.

Jerk:

Kind of stuff.

Bitch:

This one's very exciting.

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

So,

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super

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all

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exciting

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right,

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lives

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we're gonna

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I'm

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pump

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leading

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this

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over

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energy

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here.

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up. Yeah, we're

Jerk:

Yeah,

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just like,

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here

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our

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we

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lives

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go.

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are boring. They're actually not, but

Jerk:

Yeah.

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th,:

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That's

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is,

Jerk:

right.

Bitch:

I was laughing before we started because there was something I forgot to do. I forgot to do was to look up how you say this man's name. So the director is spelled, I want to say Jean, no, like Jean, not J E A N N O T. And the last name is fork is S Z W A R C.

Jerk:

That's fun.

Bitch:

I don't know, I feel like an asshole because I always, you know, this is the first episode that he directs the supernatural, but he does go on to do a few more and has done like a bunch of stuff, like Jaws 2, Jaws 2. But yeah,

Jerk:

Oh well.

Bitch:

like huge, huge director does. And he's one of those directors that does like, you know, like, he'll come and do like one episode of a show. You know what I mean?

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

guest directs a lot, whatever they

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

call it.

Bitch:

Yep, and the staff people we have to blame for this are Eric Carmelo and Nicole Snyder, who thought it'd be really funny to do a thing about a haunted doll.

Jerk:

But giant haunted dolls now.

Bitch:

They are giant haunted dolls, but they're still haunted dolls and they still, you know, they're much more amusing when they're in giant form, I think.

Jerk:

I probably...

Bitch:

But they're still, they're creepy dolls, but they're still, you know, they're

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

funnier.

Jerk:

Maybe?

Bitch:

Oh. Yeah, so I mean, really like the like the mannequins and that stuff. That's not my problem with this episode. My problem with this episode is what we see that starts off in the beginning, which is basically the recap of Dean Winchester is a shitty boyfriend. And don't let him around your child.

Jerk:

Hmm, yeah, the recap is a little intense with that.

Bitch:

Yep. Yep.

Jerk:

And then we open on the scene is as we remember from last episode, it ended with Sam on the ground, appearing that convulsing in some way. And Dean very upset over him trying to call him back, basically, because he was unconscious. We see the fire in Sam's pupil and then he

Bitch:

He's

Jerk:

wakes

Bitch:

got the

Jerk:

up.

Bitch:

fire in his eyes!

Jerk:

The fire in his eyes.

Bitch:

I can't believe, like, when

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

do you

Jerk:

he's

Bitch:

think

Jerk:

awake.

Bitch:

they're going to start selling those contacts? Like just

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

LED

Jerk:

they do.

Bitch:

contacts that like lit up,

Jerk:

Ooh.

Bitch:

light up a fire.

Jerk:

I haven't seen LED contacts yet. I've seen LED like stuff you can put here and hide the like on here, on this, on your temples since people aren't like watching me always. Like on your temples

Bitch:

Well, I

Jerk:

that look

Bitch:

also

Jerk:

like

Bitch:

can't

Jerk:

makeup,

Bitch:

see

Jerk:

like

Bitch:

you,

Jerk:

eye makeup.

Bitch:

so...

Jerk:

Oh, well, sorry. Like they look like eye makeup on your temples or like whatever you can put in. You can actually kind of like hide the cord like around your ear and stuff so you can have like really cool makeup at the rave.

Bitch:

I'm jacked in, man.

Jerk:

Yeah. So immediately after that, we cut to Great Falls Junior College in New Jersey, we find.

Bitch:

So easy.

Jerk:

And there's a janitor mopping the lab. This janitor is just mopping and we've got a very, what do you call this? I call it an anatomical mannequin.

Bitch:

Um, I called him an anatomy dummy.

Jerk:

That's a better term. I, my brain couldn't do it. That's much better. But then we see its eyes

Bitch:

But

Jerk:

move

Bitch:

also

Jerk:

and

Bitch:

anatomical

Jerk:

I said.

Bitch:

mannequin also works. I mean, that's basically what it is, right? It's just a mannequin with with yeah, so yeah, but his

Jerk:

No,

Bitch:

eyes

Jerk:

close.

Bitch:

move.

Jerk:

And I said, Oh, no. Oh, no.

Bitch:

Thanks for watching!

Jerk:

Oh, and then he's no longer on his hanger stand thingy because he's like on a stand, but he like like

Bitch:

He's

Jerk:

hooks

Bitch:

got

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

his neck.

Bitch:

yeah, like he's into, oh God, what was the thing I saw somebody post on, on Tinder the other day? They were

Jerk:

It's like

Bitch:

into

Jerk:

suspension.

Bitch:

suspension, yeah.

Jerk:

I know people that were into that used to be forever ago. That's hilarious.

Bitch:

Oh, I have been to suspensions.

Jerk:

Yeah, I've seen it.

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

I can't.

Bitch:

sure have.

Jerk:

It's

Bitch:

Sure

Jerk:

one of those things

Bitch:

have.

Jerk:

I always like was I was like, man, that's really fascinating, and I'd love to understand what that experience is, but I can't do it. I can't.

Bitch:

Thank you. Cool, cool, cool, cool.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Anyways,

Jerk:

So.

Bitch:

so yes, he is no longer suspended.

Jerk:

And we start seeing the janitor sees blood drops on the floor because now he's bleeding from his forehead in a cut that is slowly appearing across his forehead, which is real creepy. And then there's you see that he has cold breath. I don't know how to describe that. Like, I say cold breath. I'm like, well, that's not really cold. Whatever.

Bitch:

Yeah, he's condensation, but also like, and this is one of the things that we'll go through as this happens throughout, but like, how is the ghost just cutting something on his head?

Jerk:

without an implement or being

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

closer

Bitch:

because

Jerk:

to or touching

Bitch:

otherwise,

Jerk:

him. Yeah.

Bitch:

like, why doesn't the ghost just cut his throat? Like, you can't see who, like, I don't know,

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

but

Bitch:

kill

Jerk:

you didn't.

Bitch:

him.

Jerk:

I caught why? I know why. There's a

Bitch:

Okay,

Jerk:

reason.

Bitch:

if you figure it out, tell me.

Jerk:

I figured out why they're cutting the head, even though I still don't get how, but the why

Bitch:

No,

Jerk:

I figured out.

Bitch:

I mean, it's because of her how she died, right?

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Yeah. But I mean, but I don't understand how the ghost can do that. That's not part

Jerk:

No,

Bitch:

of the ghost mo ghost can't

Jerk:

it's

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do

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not.

Bitch:

you can't do that. You don't

Jerk:

No,

Bitch:

have a knife finger.

Jerk:

my finger.

Bitch:

You don't get my finger as a ghost that doesn't happen. You don't get like they retractable blade that pops out of your ghost self like you can't just cut someone's forehead. Don't make sense.

Jerk:

There still has to be a sharp object somewhere involved.

Bitch:

Alright.

Jerk:

And lights

Bitch:

Unless

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turn

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that's

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off.

Bitch:

just supposed to be like maybe that's an illusion. I'll get and go

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

with that.

Jerk:

maybe.

Bitch:

The ghost of making an illusion. I'll buy that one. Okay.

Jerk:

and the lights go out, scalpels get knocked over the floor, the janitor yells and tries to run, but he's face to face with our anatomical dummy and it's real creepy and then he screams and there's blood splatter on the whiteboard.

Bitch:

Pitter-Patter, Blood Splatter.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm. Gendered dead, scalp on the neck, and the mannequin's back where it belongs.

Bitch:

Do do do, all back suspended again.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

So our teaser

Jerk:

So.

Bitch:

wraps.

Jerk:

So we cut to Sam rubbing his eyes and Dean getting food from a food truck. And he just wants to give Sam food because he's Dr. Joe Grubb and a bottle of pills.

Bitch:

Rando pills. They don't even have a label.

Jerk:

Rando pills. I

Bitch:

Hmm.

Jerk:

like that Sam asks what they are because Dean's response is effective.

Bitch:

Sometimes you just don't ask, Sam, you just take them.

Jerk:

But Sam doesn't take them. So Dean tells him that he was out for two to three minutes, but to Sam it felt like a week, which is troubling if he was in health.

Bitch:

Yeah, but we don't really know a Sam is in hell right like Sam's experiencing like what he did in hell right like he's having

Jerk:

Right.

Bitch:

flashbacks and they're just weird. They're weird flashbacks like his hell is weird.

Jerk:

Correct. And Dean wants to talk about it because Sam looked like he was being electrocuted, so Dean knows he was in hell, and that Sam could've died, and everything bad that Dean thought would happen happened, so Sam doesn't get to explore and do whatever he wants anymore. And the past stays in the past.

Bitch:

Hmm.

Jerk:

Hmm. Sam's still set though that he wants to know what he did in that time. But Dean gives him great... No, not at

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

all.

Bitch:

I think

Jerk:

Great...

Bitch:

it's

Jerk:

advice.

Bitch:

the bestest advice.

Jerk:

You just shove it all down and you let it come out in spurts of violence and alcoholism.

Bitch:

That's my family motto.

Jerk:

Sam rightfully calls this unhealthy.

Bitch:

They didn't say it was healthy, just said it was our motto. But yeah, but seriously, seriously, seriously. He's so serious.

Jerk:

works for him.

Bitch:

That's not my man. And then I like how Sam just shrug agrees. Just like, whatever,

Jerk:

Man.

Bitch:

which is pretty much the if I just like say yes, we just shut the fuck up. OK, next.

Jerk:

Pretty much. But I do like that Dean tells Sam that he was a soulless dick bag and now he's not. That's as simple as it is. I was like, oh, no. So now they're gonna go look at this janitor case because they seem like that seems like a good time. Maybe they'll see Snooki in New Jersey.

Bitch:

What's really cute is that when this happened when the Snooki comment made Snooki actually watched it and somebody she was and she tweeted that Snooki gave me a shout out. I love that show. Hashtag win Isn't that

Jerk:

Oh, that's cute.

Bitch:

cute adorable? I like

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

Snooki.

Jerk:

yay.

Bitch:

I always have I'm a fan of you Nicole

Jerk:

Nice. So they go to the lab like you do, acting like feds like they do. And they walk straight over to our anatomical dummy and think it is awesome. And you made a point about when this aired, which makes this next dialogue makes a lot more sense.

Bitch:

Mm-hmm. So yeah, Dean just starts playing with the organs of the dummy and gives his heart to Sam, and then, of course, starts making heart puns because it's what you do when you have a heart in your hand.

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

You don't understand what else you would do. It's kind of required, right?

Jerk:

but and while they're doing that the camera like totally zooms in on the mannequin's face.

Bitch:

Yeah, they don't know that anything's in the mannequin right now.

Jerk:

But you don't know.

Bitch:

You don't know. You don't know if mannequins watching you or not. It could be.

Jerk:

Ha.

Bitch:

So Dean smells sulfur and Sam's like, well, we're in a science lab. They're.

Jerk:

Yeah, reasonable. And then Dean gets a phone call that he promptly rejects. It's Lisa.

Bitch:

And the starts of the part where I don't like. So why is he sending her to voicemail? Why isn't he picking up her phone? I don't, didn't they break up? Did, what happened? Like, no, I'm confused about where it's, DeSante, like Dean and Lisa are. Cause last I thought they were gone. They were done so, right?

Jerk:

Well, that's kind of where he left it after the vampire incident, right?

Bitch:

right

Jerk:

Where

Bitch:

after

Jerk:

he was

Bitch:

the

Jerk:

kind

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shoving,

Jerk:

of like, hey, we,

Bitch:

yeah.

Jerk:

we, we, we, we, obviously they both kind of agreed that it was best. Like she was pissed, rightfully so. And they were donezo, but I guess she's calling him. And I don't know. And I mean, I would think that

Bitch:

Whatcha

Jerk:

because,

Bitch:

doin', Lisa?

Jerk:

well,

Bitch:

Why

Jerk:

the nature

Bitch:

are you

Jerk:

of

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calling

Jerk:

their relationship,

Bitch:

him?

Jerk:

but the nature of their relationship, it seems awfully shitty. for Dean to refuse her calls on

Bitch:

That

Jerk:

the reg.

Bitch:

is also, part of it is like, well, Lisa, you shouldn't be calling him, that's stupid. But Dean, you should also pick up the phone because Lisa's a smart woman. I wouldn't just be calling you. Like

Jerk:

for nothing.

Bitch:

she wouldn't be doing, like I would assume something's

Jerk:

Not like,

Bitch:

wrong.

Jerk:

hey babe, I'm just checking on you. She's not doing that shit. If she's calling you, it's for realties.

Bitch:

Yeah, I don't feel

Jerk:

So answer

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

the

Bitch:

she's

Jerk:

phone.

Bitch:

that type of woman. So I don't know. I don't know why she's calling. So I would pick up the phone. But anyway,

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

so he sends her the voicemail.

Jerk:

And you get the impression that he's done this more than once. I think we saw it in the last episode even to write that he's been sending Lisa to fucking voicemail, which is irritating. A.F. So. Sam fires up the EMF reader after calling Dean out for this, and it goes nuts for a second, and they don't really realize that it's happening at the mannequin and they turn it off real fast because there's a lot of cops around. But but they find there's a surveillance camera because Big Brother is watching.

Bitch:

Oh my god, that's the other thing. I forgot forgot to say this in the beginning. So I was looking at this forensics tool and they're like used in the television show hunted. There is a television show in the UK that has been on for like a decade. And it's called hunted. And it's these people who like volunteered to be fugitives and to like be tracked down by other people who are like, like the the English version of FBI and police officers and stuff. And like the goal is like for the fugitives to like to get away without being caught. And the other people are using like the state surveillance equipment to find these people.

Jerk:

I think that didn't they try to do a season of that here?

Bitch:

Well,

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

they

Jerk:

think

Bitch:

were

Jerk:

they...

Bitch:

to start it here, but it was going to happen before 9 11. At least that's what my boss told me. And they're like, that's probably not a good idea to have manhunts United States right after 9 11. As

Jerk:

I remember something about that. I think they

Bitch:

yeah.

Jerk:

tried again. I just don't think it was six. I watched. I remember watching something. Maybe it was the British version. I don't know.

Bitch:

I don't

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

know.

Jerk:

wild.

Bitch:

So the British version's on Amazon. I know I have to watch it. Cause then I get to yell at people how stupid they are at avoiding

Jerk:

and

Bitch:

cops.

Jerk:

add notes to your escape plan. I'm just

Bitch:

What?

Jerk:

kidding. I'm teasing.

Bitch:

Okay. So moving what we were talking about in Supernatural anyways.

Jerk:

So they somehow finagle access to go like just sit in the security office at this college by themselves and watch a bunch of footage.

Bitch:

Yeah, I mean, it is it is a small town community college and I'm pretty sure the person who worked in security guard, I'm so surprised these tapes are actually recording and we're

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

fair.

Bitch:

actually like worked

Jerk:

That's fair.

Bitch:

and I'm sure the security guard bill or whatever his name was, it

Jerk:

was

Bitch:

was

Jerk:

happy

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

go take a long lunch.

Bitch:

sure guys go nuts.

Jerk:

Well, it's also interesting that the police didn't want

Bitch:

That

Jerk:

access

Bitch:

was

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

these.

Bitch:

like, why did the police take it? But you know.

Jerk:

But of course the footage of the exact moment that something goes wrong in the lab, they're static. Oh, of course.

Bitch:

Oh no.

Jerk:

Convenient. So, they're going to talk to the janitor's girlfriend. Dean stays in the car while Sam goes in and he gets a text message. Dean gets text messages, but he doesn't read it. And so, but Sam's reporting apparently the janitor's was squeaky clean. quote rubbed her feet during glee. Um, it was a good guy with a spotless record.

Bitch:

So also, do you think Dean's not answering the text message because he doesn't want to activate a read receipt?

Jerk:

Those didn't exist then.

Bitch:

Did they, so I was trying to remember if that existed on

Jerk:

Uh-uh.

Bitch:

those phones or not. Like

Jerk:

Mm-mm.

Bitch:

if you could tell, like you have bubbles or whatever, but cause yeah, cause I can see myself

Jerk:

Mm-mm.

Bitch:

doing that. Like, I'm not opening that. No, she can't know. I looked at it. Okay. Anyways.

Jerk:

Nope,

Bitch:

All

Jerk:

not back then.

Bitch:

right. Back to Dean's talking about the science lab.

Jerk:

Yeah, he did research on the grounds in the building and there's nothing weird. So guess where we go in our next scene? Diana's favorite. It's a factory at night.

Bitch:

to the

Jerk:

This

Bitch:

dust

Jerk:

was not an

Bitch:

room.

Jerk:

abandoned one.

Bitch:

Yeah, at least it's not a bit it's not abandoned. We're in actual production, which apparently was very hard to find because when one of the staff members was scouting locations, they kept calling and asking for the same they were looking for sweatshops.

Jerk:

Oh, yeah, you can't say that.

Bitch:

Yeah, apparently people were inclined to let them come.

Jerk:

they're probably offended or hiding,

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

you know,

Bitch:

either way,

Jerk:

one of

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

the two.

Bitch:

either you caught something or like, so like maybe you save someone's lives. Maybe like something got closed down. They're like, they know.

Jerk:

Oh, this motherfucker is full of mannequins, though. And we've got our security guard who walks through at night. It was flashlight and hears some noises. He has to go investigate. And now I'm already on edge because I figured out that's going to be something with fucking mannequins. And then all of a sudden. We've got our. the mannequins from Structure. Do you remember the mannequins from Structure at the mall? They didn't have the faces. They had the really sharp lines, like

Bitch:

Mm-hmm.

Jerk:

the modern faces without faces. That's what these look like to me.

Bitch:

They were custom made for the show. But yeah, I get it. Yeah. But

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

that's

Bitch:

also,

Jerk:

what it

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

reminded

Bitch:

love

Jerk:

me

Bitch:

them. They're

Jerk:

of.

Bitch:

hilarious. I think they're so, I think they have smirking expressions,

Jerk:

Oh my gosh, it

Bitch:

but

Jerk:

reminded

Bitch:

as I

Jerk:

me

Bitch:

kind

Jerk:

of

Bitch:

of

Jerk:

the

Bitch:

love

Jerk:

lens

Bitch:

them,

Jerk:

structure.

Bitch:

you can put like whatever face you want on them, they can be whoever you want to be.

Jerk:

I guess. Oh, but it's a right up on him and he gets the cold breath. He starts bleeding from his forehead and another mannequin's behind him and it tries to stab him with scissors. That's upsetting. But he falls down and then the first mannequin like impales him on a pole.

Bitch:

Yes,

Jerk:

Pipe.

Bitch:

and I think it's time for another poetry with Liz moment. This is my poem about this or just my notes. Oh, no, it's mannequin. Oh, no, his face is cut. Oh, no, it's a mannequin with scissors. Oh, no, it's a mannequin with the pole. Oh, no, he is stabbed.

Jerk:

I love it. I love it. All right. Oh, he did in a pile of mannequin parts.

Bitch:

pile of mannequin parts. And you know, like you can just buy a mannequin on Amazon for like 50 bucks.

Jerk:

That's very cheap. Didn't they used to be expensive?

Bitch:

They used to be very expensive and I was actually pricing them a month ago and I was thinking about getting one. I was like, it'd be really great if I had one here for this episode. I was really thinking about one because I wanted one to like model my clothes. And I was like, well, technically I need to seize my dress for Bertha, which is kind of like a mannequin. And then I thought about bringing Bertha in here for this episode. And I was like, no.

Jerk:

kind of glad you did and they would have creeped me out.

Bitch:

Just Bertha's behind me

Jerk:

stand behind you.

Bitch:

with her big boobs. So for those of you who haven't seen Bertha, I have put a bra on her and I have stuffed her with many things to try and make her chest close to mine. Bertha has a big rack.

Jerk:

for fitting reasons, it's very practical.

Bitch:

For fitting reasons and sometimes she just wanna walk by and go honk, honk,

Jerk:

That

Bitch:

you know.

Jerk:

too, that too. I mean, you know. So our, our, the Winchester brothers arrive quite quickly to this murder scene because the body is still being loaded up when they arrive. So Sam is able to

Bitch:

But it's three towns over!

Jerk:

It's three towns over.

Bitch:

So do you think they were just like driving? Like I don't...

Jerk:

And like,

Bitch:

I...

Jerk:

how would they have heard that on the scanner? Like, I don't know.

Bitch:

There's many things here that don't make sense.

Jerk:

But Sam's

Bitch:

Because

Jerk:

got

Bitch:

everybody

Jerk:

his EMF

Bitch:

works

Jerk:

reader.

Bitch:

at the factory.

Jerk:

Right, everybody, but it's three towns away.

Bitch:

Unless it's just like those towns that are like, like, you know, like 15 people live in each town. Yeah, I don't know.

Jerk:

I guess, but you said those are spread out more. So it's

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

weird. I

Bitch:

don't know.

Jerk:

don't know. Well, the EMF reader goes nuts right next to a bin of mannequin parts. Rightfully so. Um, and this is when Sam figures out that last time at the lab that happened right next to the anatomical dummy and now here and Dean's not convinced that this could have anything to do with the mannequins. And he makes a Chuckie joke.

Bitch:

He does, he does make a chocolate joke. It's creepy.

Jerk:

Yeah, that's very creepy. But Sam's like, well, wonder if a ghost could do that, like possess a mannequin. And now I'm like, oh, shit, this is creepy. Oh.

Bitch:

But kind of awesome.

Jerk:

So we've got to go into research mode and they figure out the guard who was killed was apparently squeaky clean also. So. Sam though stumbles across an article from a girl who went about it from a girl about a girl who and It would be real weird if she had written an article about herself disappearing a year ago,

Bitch:

That'd

Jerk:

but

Bitch:

be impressive.

Jerk:

it would be

Bitch:

Better than,

Jerk:

she

Bitch:

better than getting into a mannequin.

Jerk:

Right? She went, this girl went missing a year ago. She was a seamstress at the factory. She was last seen at the factory and the police had no leads and kind of gave up on her case. She survived by a sister. So she may

Bitch:

shocking.

Jerk:

be our vengeful spirit.

Bitch:

Yes, this is the only eventual spirit we've had or at least we're assuming right now there's eventual spirit. The only one we've had this season, which is interesting, right? So at least we've got a good old ghost, right? It's been a while. Yay, we've got a ghost. All right. So Lisa calls again.

Jerk:

But this time Sam convinces Dean to answer and it's Ben. Awwww. But he tells Dean something's wrong with mom. She won't talk to me and she won't come to the phone. She barely gets out of bed. So Dean's kind of upset and Sam convinces Dean to go to Lisa and Sam will just stay there and keep researching the case.

Bitch:

I don't get this. I don't get why he's not going. Like,

Jerk:

Why Sam doesn't go with Dean, you mean?

Bitch:

no, why Dean is just like so

Jerk:

Why

Bitch:

hesitant

Jerk:

he's hesitant?

Bitch:

about.

Jerk:

Well, because he's still worried about leaving Sam alone. And I think that he's trying to.

Bitch:

I guess there is a standalone part. Yeah, I didn't think

Jerk:

That

Bitch:

about that,

Jerk:

I think that's

Bitch:

but.

Jerk:

the same did just fall out and wouldn't wake up for minutes. That's

Bitch:

Fair.

Jerk:

probably

Bitch:

All right. Yeah.

Jerk:

that's probably

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

more of it. So Sam stays in town and he's interviewing Isabel, who is Rose's sister. Rose is the girl who went missing. And basically the sisters were super tight. They didn't have any other family. It was just them, but people gave Rose a hard time because she was very shy. Okay, this sounds not nice.

Bitch:

Nope, don't like it. And Sam just starts looking through her photo album, which is actually pretty smart if you're going to learn about a thing,

Jerk:

person.

Bitch:

right?

Jerk:

Yeah. And it's got a picture of the company holiday party with both of them in it. Because they all work at the factory. Everyone works at the factory.

Bitch:

Everyone works there. So that is how this town is supported. This town is supported by the Mannequin Factory.

Jerk:

Yeah. And we see also

Bitch:

Good

Jerk:

in this picture.

Bitch:

ol' Mannequin Town.

Jerk:

Mannequin town. Oh,

Bitch:

Mannequintown,

Jerk:

we got.

Bitch:

New Jersey.

Jerk:

Oh, my gosh. I mean. Yeah, why not? So we've got also in this picture.

Bitch:

The janitor!

Jerk:

Our security guard that we knew worked at the factory and the janitor who we did not know worked at the factory, he worked at the college.

Bitch:

Now

Jerk:

and

Bitch:

we're shaping up we've got it we've got a mystery of foot the red the the red strings are connected they're doing whatever

Jerk:

The

Bitch:

they

Jerk:

yarn

Bitch:

do they

Jerk:

is,

Bitch:

cross to the

Jerk:

there's a point from A to point B in the yarn,

Bitch:

unlike when

Jerk:

in the

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

murder

Bitch:

start

Jerk:

ball.

Bitch:

stop

Jerk:

I don't know.

Bitch:

with the yawn like what what okay

Jerk:

What color was on sale this week, guys?

Bitch:

okay we didn't get to see their murder wall this time

Jerk:

We don't get a murder wall. Um, but so Sam's Sam leaves and he calls Dean. He's like, uh, yeah, Janitor quit after Rose disappeared. So this is sketch. Now

Bitch:

Oh,

Jerk:

we

Bitch:

that's

Jerk:

need to figure

Bitch:

us,

Jerk:

out.

Bitch:

yeah.

Jerk:

Yeah. Super sus. Now we need to know how the spirit gets to the college. Spirit goes to college. That's all I thought about when I saw that. I was like,

Bitch:

I think that's going to be a homework Halloween movie.

Jerk:

Oh my gosh. So Sam's gonna go look at the factory some more and talk to people. And he sees our rows of seamstresses and he starts interrogating or excuse me, interviewing people about rows and what they knew about her. And everybody seems pretty chill except for we get what I call Scragly Guy, who we later find out his name is Johnny. But Scragly Guy is my description.

Bitch:

Yeah, redneck scraggly. I don't know. He's like Jersey redneck. I've, I've pretty much done shots of that dude in a bar and Jersey somewhere, I'm sure,

Jerk:

probably.

Bitch:

but Johnny's real nervous.

Jerk:

He's very nervous and he says he's worked there for three years, but, and that like, ah, her name sounds familiar, but it's all around. I don't really know her, but he's saying it real awkward, like, and very dismissive. And so,

Bitch:

And the

Jerk:

um,

Bitch:

guys

Jerk:

Sam's.

Bitch:

who died are my friends.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Very sad, very

Jerk:

He's,

Bitch:

sad.

Jerk:

of course I'm upset. And Dean's like, I didn't, I said he were nervous, not upset, brah. because Sam says bra now apparently.

Bitch:

Yep, yep. So that's something else that Sam got with his hell his hell gate. He also he he starts saying bra. So Sam gives him one of his many cards, we didn't actually get to hear their agent names in this one. We did not.

Jerk:

They never have to introduce themselves anyway, they just kind of meander around doing whatever the fuck they want in this episode.

Bitch:

I mean, they just put on a suit and all of a sudden, like the factory shut down and people are like getting off their shifts to talk to an FBI agent about someone who disappeared a year ago. Sure. Uh, so yeah.

Jerk:

Well, in the meantime, Dean makes it to Lisa's. And guess what? She's all dolled up for a date when she answers the door. She's looking hot. And she wants to know what the fuck Dean's doing there. And he tells her that they have been parent trapped. much as fair.

Bitch:

That is fair.

Jerk:

So she invites him in and gives him beer like you do.

Bitch:

I guess he drove a long way, but she's got a date with a doctor. It's going out with a doctor and his name is Matt. She's got a date with

Jerk:

Dr.

Bitch:

a

Jerk:

Matt.

Bitch:

doctor Dean. And, but this is then where things are going like before

Jerk:

Annoying

Bitch:

she had yet.

Jerk:

AF.

Bitch:

She had said this, I probably would have been fine. Right. I've just been like, Oh, Ben parent trapped you. He's been calling. Why does she say that she's called him six times and he's not answering.

Jerk:

I don't know. So apparently Ben called her the last called Dean three times, is I think is what they said. But before that, Lisa had called Dean six times and he didn't answer any of the times. He's like, well, I almost called a hundred times. I'm like, oh

Bitch:

So they've

Jerk:

God.

Bitch:

called nine times, nine times and you haven't

Jerk:

ending...

Bitch:

picked

Jerk:

Yeah. Thanks

Bitch:

up

Jerk:

for

Bitch:

the phone?

Jerk:

watching!

Bitch:

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Jerk:

That's fucked up.

Bitch:

That is fucked up, man. Like, I don't know, like, I...

Jerk:

Not cool, brah,

Bitch:

Not for

Jerk:

once

Bitch:

this

Jerk:

again.

Bitch:

type of relationship. This is not the

Jerk:

Mm-mm,

Bitch:

type of relationship

Jerk:

no,

Bitch:

where you do that. How broken

Jerk:

no.

Bitch:

are you, Dean Winchester?

Jerk:

If you're doing some crazy long distance or trying to make it work because he lives on the road, you gotta answer the fucking phone. That's like them's the rules in any relation. I get like, okay, you don't wanna get six calls a day. I don't think this happened in one day. This was over an extended period of time. And it was when somebody's on like, not at home, you have to keep flow of communication open to know that everybody's okay, to keep the relationship

Bitch:

Well,

Jerk:

alive,

Bitch:

I mean,

Jerk:

to talk

Bitch:

theoretically,

Jerk:

through things,

Bitch:

you've

Jerk:

and just

Bitch:

got

Jerk:

to not

Bitch:

this

Jerk:

be an

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

asshole.

Bitch:

she has

Jerk:

Like,

Bitch:

this child that

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

supposedly you got very close with.

Jerk:

and

Bitch:

So,

Jerk:

just blow them off.

Bitch:

and she's calling because I'm like, because I would say you haven't been through bad things, but you're Dean fucking Winchester.

Jerk:

There,

Bitch:

Like,

Jerk:

something bad

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

could

Bitch:

should.

Jerk:

have happened.

Bitch:

Yeah, it's like anytime somebody calls you, you should

Jerk:

You

Bitch:

assume

Jerk:

should assume

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

the

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

worst.

Bitch:

a zombie has eaten them like

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

that should like,

Jerk:

Bad shit.

Bitch:

why? Why are you not thinking that something else is going on?

Jerk:

Because he didn't want to know because he likes to live in denial because he can't have close relationships with other people.

Bitch:

Nah.

Jerk:

That's my reasoning, at least. So painful, so dumb. But because, you know, you know that he but when Ben called, he dropped everything and ran there. And that's obviously proof that he cares.

Bitch:

Uhhhhhh

Jerk:

Yeah, this is rough. So rough. But so what does Dean want from because she's like, she's like, oh, that doesn't do shit. And he's like what he wants her to ask for something specific from him. And she doesn't have anything to ask for. So he's

Bitch:

Which

Jerk:

frustrated.

Bitch:

is fair. Like that's cool. Like you don't have anything to ask for Lisa. Like you're done.

Jerk:

Mm-mm.

Bitch:

Right? Like you've got to, you've got to figure out what's happening here. Cause this is gross. There's a child. And so like, are you like, stop calling him.

Jerk:

Yeah, well,

Bitch:

Lisa.

Jerk:

and she's like, look, the thing I want, I can't ask of you. I can't

Bitch:

You

Jerk:

have what

Bitch:

ask

Jerk:

I want

Bitch:

him. That's what

Jerk:

with

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

how

Bitch:

do.

Jerk:

you live.

Bitch:

This is what you do. Like if you're a grown ass woman, Lisa, you say Dean, what I would like for you to do is to not be a hunter and to live with me. And then

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

he would say I cannot

Jerk:

I can't

Bitch:

do

Jerk:

do that.

Bitch:

that Lisa.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

And then you go we cannot be together. Goodbye.

Jerk:

and you split. And you part amicably, sadly, but amicably knowing that you both

Bitch:

And then

Jerk:

expressed

Bitch:

you can

Jerk:

what

Bitch:

pick

Jerk:

you

Bitch:

up

Jerk:

needed.

Bitch:

the phone, you stop fucking, you stop fucking Dean. Like I can't be clear

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

enough about that.

Jerk:

I mean, do you

Bitch:

No

Jerk:

have to?

Bitch:

more.

Jerk:

I'm just

Bitch:

Yes.

Jerk:

kidding.

Bitch:

You can't,

Jerk:

I'm teasing.

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

can't

Jerk:

know.

Bitch:

touch, you can't touch naughty bits anymore.

Jerk:

It is

Bitch:

That's

Jerk:

not

Bitch:

not

Jerk:

safe,

Bitch:

this.

Jerk:

Dick.

Bitch:

It is.

Jerk:

It is

Bitch:

It's

Jerk:

no

Bitch:

yeah, you

Jerk:

longer

Bitch:

can't

Jerk:

safe, Dick.

Bitch:

because this pattern will just start all over again. We've all done that. No, Lisa,

Jerk:

So.

Bitch:

no more dick. No more Dean dick.

Jerk:

dangerous dick.

Bitch:

That's DD, double D.

Jerk:

Danger deck. Anyways, so yeah, she just can't do that every time, you know, every time, you know, she's her phone rings, she's, you know, maybe there's a chance of Dean, but she's also waiting for the time that Sam calls to tell her that Dean's dead. But she doesn't want an apology.

Bitch:

Well, and that's important. She's like, but she's waiting for him to call every time

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

that her phone rings She's

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

waiting to hear from Dean Winchester,

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

but she's also

Jerk:

it's

Bitch:

waiting

Jerk:

not.

Bitch:

to hear about he's dead. So

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

not in a good space

Jerk:

And then as

Bitch:

You

Jerk:

soon

Bitch:

need

Jerk:

as she

Bitch:

to

Jerk:

gets

Bitch:

bone.

Jerk:

to a

Bitch:

Dr.

Jerk:

good place

Bitch:

Matt

Jerk:

again, and as soon as she gets her shit together, starts getting over it, gets back to being OK, he shows back up and.

Bitch:

Yeah, and you can't do that. You can't do that. She picked herself back up. She stopped calling him, I think is what this sounds like. She was about

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

to fuck Dr. Matt.

Jerk:

Yeah. She got, she got, she got a cute dress on. She ready. Hair's all pulled up. She can take it down all sexy later. Yeah. You know, like you do. Um,

Bitch:

when she

Jerk:

and

Bitch:

goes

Jerk:

so she,

Bitch:

to get

Jerk:

but.

Bitch:

to something more comfortable.

Jerk:

So she asked Dean what he wants and then we cut away.

Bitch:

Let me

Jerk:

because

Bitch:

go back to the factory.

Jerk:

back to the factory and Johnny is after hours. Johnny is on the phone talking to somebody, freaking out about feds and dead friends and tells whoever he's talking to to call him later. And he closes his flip phone.

Bitch:

satisfied.

Jerk:

And at that moment, he starts bleeding from his forehead slowly as a cut slowly appears. And he watches in the mirror as it slowly draws across his forehead. And you see his breath in the cold air. fucking mannequin, but also

Bitch:

Hehehehe!

Jerk:

Sam's there.

Bitch:

Hello!

Jerk:

Hi, hi.

Bitch:

Hello!

Jerk:

So, but Sam's there too. And Sam closes them in the break room and uses salt on all the doors and windows. But.

Bitch:

And informs him that that ghost was trying to kill you for being a dick.

Jerk:

Correct. Which is a great line.

Bitch:

It is, it's a wonderful line and also I wish that would just be a punishment. This is your karma. You're gonna be your dick and go try to kill you

Jerk:

Ta-da, karmic balance. And he's like, yeah, you're pretty lucky for being really suspicious in your interview, but I don't have time for the big speech. We're going to brass tacks, Rose is back, and you're gonna end up like your friends unless you tell me what you did to her. So no big, no big ghost surreal speech. It's just straight to

Bitch:

What the fuck did you do,

Jerk:

why,

Bitch:

Johnny?

Jerk:

why is this ghost trying to kill you because that's what's happening. So

Bitch:

What did you do, Johnny?

Jerk:

this is the saddest story. I don't like it.

Bitch:

Mmm. They should all die. I am not sad any one of these got murdered by a mannequin

Jerk:

That's really sad and gross, I don't like

Bitch:

It's

Jerk:

it.

Bitch:

awful, okay, so I will I will sum it up dickhead Yeah, that's but that's it

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

yes you guys

Jerk:

it.

Bitch:

yeah, okay

Jerk:

Basically, they fooled her

Bitch:

They

Jerk:

into

Bitch:

can't,

Jerk:

thinking.

Bitch:

they can't fish her. They can't

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

fish her. They like say you're going to have a dinner.

Jerk:

Without the internet. They

Bitch:

They

Jerk:

make her

Bitch:

said

Jerk:

think that she's

Bitch:

it.

Jerk:

got a secret admirer.

Bitch:

Yeah. Like they, like, just like it doesn't matter. Like before the internet, these people still did this. People were

Jerk:

No,

Bitch:

dicks.

Jerk:

I know.

Bitch:

People

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

were.

Jerk:

I'm just saying the catfish is generally associated with an Internet task. But anyways, they make her believe that she's got a secret admirer. Get her to go meet at an apartment and they go. She goes to this fucking empty apartment and they've got this mannequin

Bitch:

she's

Jerk:

dressed

Bitch:

all

Jerk:

up at

Bitch:

done

Jerk:

the table.

Bitch:

up and she looks so pretty and she's so cute and she's adorable. Rose like you're adorable like

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

like and I feel really bad like fuck you Hollywood this is what you think is like the ugly playing girl like that's

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

definitely

Jerk:

I don't think they ever,

Bitch:

like that.

Jerk:

they never

Bitch:

I know

Jerk:

said that. They just said she was shy and awkward. I think

Bitch:

yeah I

Jerk:

she

Bitch:

don't

Jerk:

was pretty from the get go.

Bitch:

know she I don't know

Jerk:

but.

Bitch:

it's just like in New Jersey like oh man but anyway so yeah basically they fuck they fuck with her head and she dies accidentally

Jerk:

Yeah, because

Bitch:

she still

Jerk:

she's

Bitch:

dies.

Jerk:

like, she's mad when she realizes it was a joke and they're making fun of her. She, the guys are all laughing at her and, um, you know, Donnie's playing all the goalie. I was mean, but you know, group of guys just being jackasses together. And she tells them

Bitch:

Ooby

Jerk:

to go

Bitch:

boys,

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

Ooby

Jerk:

hell.

Bitch:

boys.

Jerk:

And she tells them to go to hell. And as she's walking away, the grand janitor grabs her wrist to tell her to take a joke. And as she pulls her own way, she falls. hits her head on the coffee table and it cuts a perfect line on her forehead just like the one she's cut into each of these guys head and she's dead. What the fuck. It's also really scary. I always hate those kind of things because I'm always like, not because the joke part, but I'm like, someone just like fall on their head and be gone. It's

Bitch:

You

Jerk:

very

Bitch:

can just

Jerk:

upsetting.

Bitch:

Bob Saget, you can just sag it your way right out of this world.

Jerk:

Very upsetting.

Bitch:

It's very upsetting. It's how we lost Bob Saget.

Jerk:

I know, I don't like it. So...

Bitch:

The inquiry is back on his death.

Jerk:

Oh, really?

Bitch:

It is.

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

I think it just says that he fell and hit his head, but I haven't looked because I don't want to know.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Rest in peace, Mr. Saget. I hope you don't go ground putting lines in people's heads. I hope you're around

Jerk:

No, please

Bitch:

going

Jerk:

don't.

Bitch:

around doing lines of people like you wanted.

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

All right.

Jerk:

but I will say, and this is not, this does not absolve anything at all. But I will say that Johnny is the only one that pulls out his phone to call 911 when this happens.

Bitch:

Donnie is probably why he's last. She's like, because she's probably

Jerk:

He was

Bitch:

got.

Jerk:

just, he was peer pressured in to

Bitch:

She

Jerk:

be

Bitch:

started.

Jerk:

in the fucking asshole.

Bitch:

Yeah, she started with a janitor, dude, right?

Jerk:

Correct.

Bitch:

That's the one who, like, you know, is really the

Jerk:

ringleader.

Bitch:

manslaughter one. Right. And I see him being the one who was just like, you think it's funny and like,

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

all the guys are just like, yeah, they're great. Chicks

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

are stupid. They will like.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Yeah, so I think that's why she saved him for last. Like he just kind of like, I don't

Jerk:

He

Bitch:

know.

Jerk:

wasn't he knew it was mean. He knew it was wrong. And he tried to do the right the

Bitch:

He

Jerk:

closest

Bitch:

didn't.

Jerk:

to the right thing you could do in the end. I mean, there's really not any right thing then, but the closest thing to the right thing to right react, the closest to the right reaction to a shit situation. Anyways, but they scare him out of it because basically like, oh, yeah, we're all going to, you know, the cops

Bitch:

We're

Jerk:

aren't

Bitch:

gonna

Jerk:

going to

Bitch:

get

Jerk:

believe

Bitch:

charged.

Jerk:

us. Yeah.

Bitch:

Yeah, and technically, yeah, you would also be on the same conviction of her friend because you were there. That's how that law works.

Jerk:

Hmm. So

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

they buried her. Mm

Bitch:

in the woods.

Jerk:

hmm. And Johnny wishes he could take it all back. And Sam's like, are you really innocent here? I'm not saying you deserve to die, but. Still, you think you're innocent here and like Johnny can't really answer, so he knows he knows he's wrong. And but he does know where she's buried. So Sam goes to get the bones and leaves Johnny alone inside the salt lines.

Bitch:

Yep. So who apparently this one is apparently gonna listen, but we don't know that yet because we're going to cut back to Lisa's.

Jerk:

Yeah, and Ben's in his room playing handheld video games. So Dean goes in to talk to the boy

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

like you do.

Bitch:

He's playing plants versus zombies, which

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

I think

Jerk:

remember

Bitch:

was,

Jerk:

that. I

Bitch:

yeah, yeah.

Jerk:

used to play that. I was like, that's a really dated joke, because Dean says, that's ridiculous. Plants could never kill

Bitch:

Hehehe

Jerk:

a zombie. Oh, it's funny. So Ben's like trying to defend himself off the bat. Like, I definitely did call for an emergency. It's like a date is not an emergency. This is a cute change. When Ben tells him, he's like, it is if it's the third date.

Bitch:

Yeah, your

Jerk:

Fair.

Bitch:

mom was gonna fuck Dr. Matt, you know what would happen.

Jerk:

He's like, I watch TV. I know what that means. Like, oh, but you can tell Ben's real sad and misses Dean. But Dean's like, look, your mom's a grown up, and she can do what she wants to as a grown up. But Ben really wants Dean to come home, is the word he uses, because he describes their home as Dean's home. He thinks that Dean just needs to apologize to Lisa. And it's not that simple, as we all know. But anyways, Dean's trying to have an adult conversation with a boy that also doesn't... with a young man boy whatever who doesn't necessarily need to know all the ins and outs of the relationship but also probably deserves to know a little bit of it.

Bitch:

Oh, I mean, yeah, I mean, I think the way he goes into it, right, because I think what

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

he said what the problem is, is what he's about to say. And it's not, you know, it's not in the bedroom.

Jerk:

Mm hmm. No, and he's like, Look, what you what you is it that you can't or you won't apologize? He's like both. But also it's and it's not that you know, and no one hate it's not because anybody hates anyone. Dean doesn't hate Lisa. He doesn't hate Ben. But, you know, he agrees to talk to him like an adult. He's like, just because you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life. So I can't be here. Which is a little eye rolly. I'm sorry.

Bitch:

It's stupid. It's

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

stupid. It's cowardly and this child is not wrong. So then the child basically says, you know what? You're always talking about family.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're a liar family so important. What do you call people who care for you and love you even when you're a dick? You're walking out on your family

Bitch:

Yep. I don't, I don't get this. I don't like any of it. Cause you're right. You're fucking walking out on them because you're, you don't want Ben to grow up to be a hunter. And that's a coward leg. Ben wouldn't have to grow up to be a hunter. Like

Jerk:

Mm-mm.

Bitch:

your dad did that. You, you

Jerk:

He

Bitch:

obviously

Jerk:

forced

Bitch:

were not,

Jerk:

it on you before you

Bitch:

and

Jerk:

were

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

even

Bitch:

could

Jerk:

Ben's

Bitch:

be a different

Jerk:

age.

Bitch:

kind of hunter. Like you could, coward.

Jerk:

Mm hmm.

Bitch:

You're broken.

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

You're broken.

Jerk:

Broken, broken, coward. Very upsetting. So we cut back to Sam, who is very quickly dug up these bones like super fast. Like, how did he dig this perfectly rectangular grave in a very short time?

Bitch:

Bobcat?

Jerk:

This not not that much time has passed. We know this. It's very

Bitch:

Nope,

Jerk:

clear.

Bitch:

he's gone into the woods. He has found the body, which is very easy to locate. He's dug it up. He has gotten her out. He has put gasoline on her. And then he flicks that match down and it doesn't just stays lit all the way down

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

into

Jerk:

it doesn't

Bitch:

the grave.

Jerk:

go at all.

Bitch:

The

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

luckiest man in the world, Sam Winchester.

Jerk:

For sure. So he drops the match and he calls Johnny, tells him it's over and he's safe. Go have your new beginning and it's your chance to not be a Jackass again. And Dean is driving back to Sam, I guess, and is having flashbacks to each time he showed up at Lisa's door and all the good times with her and Ben and their family life.

Bitch:

Mm-mm.

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

Mm. So they cut to a bar, which is where I want to be.

Jerk:

McGoen's Irish Pub.

Bitch:

Mika wants an Irish pub that sells El Sol and slits.

Jerk:

Yeah, which are not Irish beers in case you were curious. Just want to make sure that's clear. So Johnny pulls up and I'm like, what the fuck? Johnny go into the bar? I mean, I kind of don't blame you. Might

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

need a drink

Bitch:

I would

Jerk:

after

Bitch:

do

Jerk:

that

Bitch:

it.

Jerk:

shit. But fair. But but no, he's going to the apartment above the bar. It seems very noisy to live in. And he's talking as though he's talking to a significant other how they need to leave.

Bitch:

Hey,

Jerk:

So

Bitch:

don't

Jerk:

you got

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

shame?

Jerk:

pack up. but just the essentials and then we cut to the other, to what he's talking

Bitch:

His significant

Jerk:

to.

Bitch:

other! To his significant other. Who

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

is a real

Jerk:

a real

Bitch:

doll.

Jerk:

doll. It's a real doll.

Bitch:

And a real doll, not a real, it's a real doll, but it's a

Jerk:

Like real doll

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

TM

Bitch:

real, real,

Jerk:

like like.

Bitch:

like doll made for fucking and

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

so she's real and.

Jerk:

But he's treating her like as though she is a sentient being who can. Respond to him.

Bitch:

Hey, if you have ever watched any of the documentaries about real dolls, they all talk to them that way. They are all talk to them like they are sentient beings. So which makes me wonder if Diana would be able to tell what a real doll was, the real real doll. Would you be able to tell a real haunted doll from a not real doll?

Jerk:

Maybe. Does that mean it's time for a quiz?

Bitch:

It is. Well, two truths and a lie, I guess, sort of. All right, so obviously, as we have discussed sometimes on this podcast before, there are places on the internet where you can go buy yourself a haunted doll.

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

And one of those places is Etsy.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

So I'm going to give you descriptions of haunted sex dolls that were on Etsy.

Jerk:

Wait, haunted sex dolls?

Bitch:

No, they had sex on the title. They're not real. And maybe later I'll show you the dolls. Um, but yeah, so I basically just typed in haunted sex doll and these are what I came up

Jerk:

Your

Bitch:

with these.

Jerk:

search algorithm. Your search algorithm. Sorry, go ahead. I'm just going to say, I don't think I've ever Googled that or searched that that trio of words.

Bitch:

Yeah, also the same day that you're Googling how to set up a mesh internet, mesh intranet offline.

Jerk:

Huh, but

Bitch:

And haunted sextiles.

Jerk:

yeah. Okay.

Bitch:

eams. We know she died in the:

Jerk:

Whew.

Bitch:

That's a lot.

Jerk:

Oof.

Bitch:

me man who passed away in the:

Jerk:

They

Bitch:

probably

Jerk:

doused this doll in that, didn't they? OK, go ahead.

Bitch:

then

Jerk:

Sorry.

Bitch:

and in your dreams travel up here ready and eager to explore his desires with you His touch will be electrifying, his passion palpable, and his curiosity will lead to unforgettable encounters that will feel incredibly real. Embrace him and let him guide you through dreams filled with desire and passion. He is waiting for you, ready to explore the depths of your desires and embrace his true self alongside you.

Jerk:

Okay.

Bitch:

All right. Say it there. One more. All right. Introducing Harley. Both Harley's parents belonged to a motorcycle gang. Her dad only rode Harley Davidson bikes. Her mom rode one as well. They would take little Harley and bike rides all the time. Harley absolutely loved every minute of it. It made her feel free and adventurous. She wanted to be just like them when she grew up. Now as a child, she did not know the bad side of the gang. Her parents hid this from her very well. As Harley grew into her late teens, she would only hang around other bikers' kids. alcohol, drugs, etc. The Harley was a smart girl and said no every time. She loved being fit and beautiful. Her father also told her of all the dangers. He told her if she took drugs she would black out and be raped and beaten. This was not sounding like anything she wanted to be part of. No.

Jerk:

No, no it doesn't.

Bitch:

She learned to ride her own Harley Davidson bike when she was in her 20s. For this was the life. She loved the freedom, the breeze on her face, the beautiful scenic routes. Harley met friends everywhere she went. She was amazingly beautiful and super outgoing. She has a personality that's like a magnet. She donated a lot of her time to activities that would help the poor and disabled children. Harley, to no surprise, attracted men everywhere she went. She did not want to settle down, but she did love being affectionate. She enjoyed not being tied down to one person. She had many boyfriends. She is a huge flirt. She would do makeovers and other women who felt unattractive. Harley became a hairstylist in a high end beauty salon and did very well. On a ride on her bike, a storm came in and she was riding side by side, other bikers and lost control of his bike. And she crashed and was taken immediately. And was taken immediately. She did not suffer. She is still as vibrant. Even more so now! She is stunning! Her vessel is a Harley-Davidson porcelain doll with blonde hair and blue eyes. If you want fun around, she is the perfect one. She loves to enjoy free time with her owner. She is also a succubus spirit. Succubus is understood as a lillian spirit in female form or supernatural entity that appears in dreams to seduce men, usually through sexual activity. For women, she is able to help you have more confidence in flirting and seducing others. Succubus spirits are very rare and hard to find. She is also a watcher. I am listing and will be getting more. Watchers are their most powerful and adapt to their owner's wishes. They literally watch and observe every activity in their environment. They are higher level than your standard spirited haunted dolls. If you own your other spirited dolls, she will oversee them. They are rare. Now which of these lovely beings can you not have in your home? Natasha, Trevor, or Harley?

Jerk:

My first instinct is Harley and I almost backtracked on that, but I'm going to stick with it and I'm going to say Harley.

Bitch:

No, the answer is Trevor. Trevor is the ghost in ghosts. The one

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

right.

Bitch:

I almost put his

Jerk:

It

Bitch:

whole

Jerk:

is.

Bitch:

backstory

Jerk:

I love

Bitch:

in

Jerk:

Trevor.

Bitch:

there.

Jerk:

That's hilarious.

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

Damn

Bitch:

he did die

Jerk:

it.

Bitch:

in his 80s. Like I was just like I put I was almost put in there like he overdosed. Had a heart attack after partying. And I was like, no, it's too much. I was true.

Jerk:

Oh, damn it, I do love Trevor.

Bitch:

Yeah, okay, so let me look for first I want to show you the gorgeous Natasha. So, and then you can explain what Natasha looks like to our listeners and we'll also post it on the Insta. So share my screen. I don't want to give Diana a presentation.

Jerk:

I'm fascinated and mind blown that this exists. And I don't know why. I mean, I'm not,

Bitch:

How

Jerk:

I mean,

Bitch:

is this

Jerk:

I shouldn't

Bitch:

a thing

Jerk:

be.

Bitch:

that Etsy allows? I don't

Jerk:

So,

Bitch:

know.

Jerk:

no, I don't know. So I guess, so here's my, I guess, so people buy the creepy Victorian doll in the dress who's supposedly possessed by the chick that died in the nineties, whose spirit lives in it. And then you have sex dreams with her. Not with the doll. The doll just like sits there, but like you have sex dreams because the spirits in the doll.

Bitch:

Yes, but I think they also want the dolls to look like a harlot. So Natasha is available for $157.27. Can you

Jerk:

That

Bitch:

see?

Jerk:

seems cheap for somebody's spirit to be in it. That's kind of rude, right?

Bitch:

Yeah, you

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

can

Jerk:

hope

Bitch:

see

Jerk:

my

Bitch:

her,

Jerk:

spirit's

Bitch:

right?

Jerk:

worth than that.

Bitch:

Acknowledge if you can see my screen.

Jerk:

I can see it. Yeah, I'm looking at her. Sorry. I'm looking at

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

her. I'm just like...

Bitch:

Yeah, well, so and this is like the picture they put on the first, which is like some like, I don't even know what this is, but it's bewitchery, right? And she's

Jerk:

It's.

Bitch:

got five stars, right? And so there's like people, yeah, they're very happy with their dolls. I also,

Jerk:

beautiful

Bitch:

they also.

Jerk:

doll and beautiful spirit to match.

Bitch:

Yep. fun little spirit thank you that was a pocket spirit that someone bought so yeah you can pretty much go buy any of these on Etsy and they've taken many pictures of Natasha so you can see how much of a saucy saucy mink she is in

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

her in her gown and her long 20 inch wig but so that is Natasha you're going to meet Harley

Jerk:

Yeah. Maybe.

Bitch:

Do the screen switch? Alright, share

Jerk:

No.

Bitch:

this tab instead. Alright. That's Harley.

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

Yeah, yeah.

Jerk:

Harley is a very different, different

Bitch:

Harley

Jerk:

style

Bitch:

is a

Jerk:

doll.

Bitch:

very different type of doll. For a second, I thought Harley might be a real doll, but she is just,

Jerk:

Is she

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

an

Bitch:

don't know

Jerk:

off-brand

Bitch:

if,

Jerk:

Barbie?

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

Is

Bitch:

don't,

Jerk:

that an

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

off-brand

Bitch:

kind

Jerk:

Barbie?

Bitch:

of want to know like where the Harley porcelain doll came from, because she's kind of awesome.

Jerk:

She is.

Bitch:

She has

Jerk:

Does she have

Bitch:

on

Jerk:

a studded

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

belt on?

Bitch:

she has a studded,

Jerk:

And her hair

Bitch:

she's

Jerk:

is

Bitch:

a pyramid

Jerk:

huge.

Bitch:

belt. She's got on skin tight jeans, like fringe boots. She's

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

wearing like a halter top that's also got fringe and studs on it. Her hair is like feathered, like nobody's business.

Jerk:

I like that they also

Bitch:

She's...

Jerk:

have a picture with like a green light on her face to look like the spirit.

Bitch:

to see like yeah there's Harley spirit that's coming in but I'm like so I don't know she's she's I don't know

Jerk:

Kyle is a real asset to our lives as a spirit is one of the reviews talking about a previous purchase

Bitch:

Yep.

Jerk:

a wonderful spirit who has a lot of humor or Kyla excuse me.

Bitch:

Yeah. She's got 178 shop reviews.

Jerk:

Hmm

Bitch:

And so you can, you can get this is from glitter V's. She's had 219 sales and.

Jerk:

Harley's more expensive than Natasha

Bitch:

She,

Jerk:

was.

Bitch:

and Harley is $299 and 99 cents, but did you see Harley's ass? And her titties like her titties are just hanging out. The other

Jerk:

They're

Bitch:

one's titties are is

Jerk:

all buttoned up.

Bitch:

they're all buttoned up. So I think you're I think you're paying for the succubus. You can just look at her eyebrows there. But yeah, seriously, actually, I don't know where this doll came from. It's pretty cool.

Jerk:

I'm just, I'm, I, I, once again, it's not that I'm shocked that these exist because, I mean, like, whatever. I just didn't like, it's just not something I would have like come up with on my own as a market. Oh, I'm going to buy a porcelain doll with a sexy spirit in it. I'm going to have sex within my dreams. Like I just. And

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

I'm

Bitch:

wish

Jerk:

not, I'm

Bitch:

I was

Jerk:

not.

Bitch:

a bad person. Cause I really, if I like, I'm sorry, like there's a lot of con people out there. How are there not more people in on this? Because you can just buy a doll for a dollar

Jerk:

and write a really cool story.

Bitch:

and just write like now chat, chat GPT wrote that story about Trevor for me. Although a chat, well, so chat GBT I fed, I fed them Natasha, Natasha story. And then I said I wondered about

Jerk:

Okay.

Bitch:

a haunted Ken doll that liked men.

Jerk:

got it.

Bitch:

And then I changed

Jerk:

I just...

Bitch:

Ken to Trevor. But I was actually seeing if they would do it because like a lot of times, you know, chat GBT tells me remember that I'm morally reprehensible.

Jerk:

Apparently this is not morally reprehensible.

Bitch:

This is not

Jerk:

Okay.

Bitch:

morally reprehensible. Doll ads for haunted dolls, not morally reprehensible in this. Okay.

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

So those are, if, if, if

Jerk:

Whew.

Bitch:

you, if you can fuck, I also just love the doll that like needed consent and it was like, don't fuck the doll until you get her consent, like she won't like it. She'll be mad.

Jerk:

And don't rush her.

Bitch:

Don't rush her. She needs

Jerk:

But you're

Bitch:

her

Jerk:

not

Bitch:

time.

Jerk:

actually fucking the doll either. It's supposed to be in your sleep or something. And that's why it's even more confusing.

Bitch:

Yeah, but one of them said she liked to be touched intimately, which sounded to me like someone's fingering that doll. Someone's fucking that doll

Jerk:

And that was,

Bitch:

somehow.

Jerk:

and that's a little, those dolls are small and like, it's very upsetting. I can't, I can't

Bitch:

That's

Jerk:

with that.

Bitch:

yeah, there's

Jerk:

Okay.

Bitch:

don't take it too far. Don't go too far. You've got to, you got to stay in, stay in like what you know. Don't go into real land. No,

Jerk:

No.

Bitch:

this is just a weird thing. That's on Etsy. That's all not real, not

Jerk:

That's all

Bitch:

real.

Jerk:

you

Bitch:

It's

Jerk:

can

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

do.

Bitch:

weird thing in Etsy.

Jerk:

Otherwise I'm gonna throw up. Okay, so yeah,

Bitch:

Hey

Jerk:

that's

Bitch:

Netflix,

Jerk:

a thing.

Bitch:

why don't you make a show about the people who buy those dolls? I'd watch it. All right.

Jerk:

I don't want to watch it. Are you kidding?

Bitch:

I would watch

Jerk:

Hard

Bitch:

the shit

Jerk:

pass.

Bitch:

out of that.

Jerk:

Oh, so.

Bitch:

So we're gonna cut to, I mean, so I guess,

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

you know.

Jerk:

we're still so we've got good old Johnny's significant other, the

Bitch:

Love

Jerk:

real doll.

Bitch:

hurts.

Jerk:

She turns her head and he is very surprised by this and she smiles at him, which he's also surprised by. And then the next morning, he's dead, strangled with her satin robe belt around his neck.

Bitch:

Yeah, so we know like he had one of the older versions of the real dolls. I mean, most of the real dolls now, like they're still not all, like not all of them have AI. There's only like a few like select versions of them that you can get with AIs. You can also get real cocks now. And then you can request like the different like sizes and girths that you want of it. You can have that as detachable or a can actually, they make real dudes now. I at

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

least see we've got some gender equality there.

Jerk:

That's good.

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

Well, Sam walks in and the mannequin is sitting on the sofa. So he calls Dean and leaves Dean a message while he heads to Isabel's house.

Bitch:

Ahhhh

Jerk:

So, and he's just digging

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

through

Bitch:

that's

Jerk:

this.

Bitch:

what I find. It's like cut to CSI Johnny, because that's when Sam walked in, there was a guy in the CSI.

Jerk:

Oh, yeah. And we go to Isabel's house. And apparently all that's left of Rose's belongings is a half full file box. And that's it. I'm just going to say, it's kind of sad. She disappeared a year ago and nobody knows what happened to her. And all of her shit is gone except for half of one file box.

Bitch:

People would still be going through all of my shit

Jerk:

I'm

Bitch:

yearly.

Jerk:

sorry.

Bitch:

Yeah, yeah, poor Rose. Poor

Jerk:

Like,

Bitch:

Rose.

Jerk:

I know like, Isabel gave away all of her clothes to Goodwill, like, okay, fine, whatever. But like, that's all that's left is half of a banker's box full of cardboard box full stuff. That's what it is.

Bitch:

Maybe she

Jerk:

Anyways,

Bitch:

lived a simplistic life. Rose didn't

Jerk:

I mean, she

Bitch:

have

Jerk:

said

Bitch:

a lot

Jerk:

she didn't

Bitch:

of needs.

Jerk:

have much but still, I don't know. Anyways, and while they're sitting there, Dean or Sam notices that there's some chemistry books on the dining room table.

Bitch:

What?

Jerk:

Oh, guess what? Guess who's in school at the community college? Oh shit,

Bitch:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jerk:

Isabel's taking classes. What? So she was at the chem lab and at the factory this week. Oh, and she was at Mick Owens' bar last night because that's where they all

Bitch:

Because

Jerk:

go on

Bitch:

that's

Jerk:

the rig.

Bitch:

where they all go. They go like she goes like three times a week and I'm very jealous of a neighborhood bar. You're so, you don't know

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

how lucky

Jerk:

uh

Bitch:

you are. You don't know how lucky you are. Isabel.

Jerk:

So Sam Carr starts aggressively asking her if she has anything else of Rose's with her on her that she's wearing or anything. And it smells kind of freaking out. And then she's like, Oh wait, when I was 16, Rose gave me one of her kidneys.

Bitch:

Rose is in me. She is in me.

Jerk:

In

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

me, inside

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

me. Anyway,

Bitch:

almost

Jerk:

so.

Bitch:

got a whole bunch of things about haunting haunted, haunted organs. We'll save that for another day.

Jerk:

Oh, yeah. No. So haunted kidney. It sounds like fun.

Bitch:

Delicious.

Jerk:

Yeah. So Sam and Isabelle go to meet Dean in a parking lot. I don't know. Anyways, but Dan Dean and Sam are talking because they're like, what the fuck do we do? Because we can can we do it? Cut it out. We can call Dr. Robert. No, my guests call Dr. Robert, but they don't.

Bitch:

I thought that made sense, right? Like I was like, yeah,

Jerk:

tracks.

Bitch:

he's like, he's probably got some extra kidneys.

Jerk:

that are not that are not haunted. And but they decide that they need to go with who do so they're gonna have to go to Louisiana

Bitch:

Who

Jerk:

knowing

Bitch:

do? Who

Jerk:

that it's

Bitch:

do?

Jerk:

a bandaid

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

Not a cure who do

Bitch:

the who

Jerk:

And so

Bitch:

do

Jerk:

she

Bitch:

that

Jerk:

walks

Bitch:

you do

Jerk:

up

Bitch:

so well.

Jerk:

She walks up and she's like the fuck are y'all talking about and while there she's standing there baby revs No

Bitch:

Well,

Jerk:

one's

Bitch:

she

Jerk:

in baby

Bitch:

also finally figures out that they aren't feds. What? Now?

Jerk:

Well, yeah,

Bitch:

Okay.

Jerk:

now she figures

Bitch:

Cool.

Jerk:

it out. Took her a minute. Well, I mean, let's mean she might be taking a chemistry class, but let's just say that I don't think that.

Bitch:

Isabelle's

Jerk:

A lot

Bitch:

the

Jerk:

of

Bitch:

smartest

Jerk:

the characters in this

Bitch:

smartest

Jerk:

episodes

Bitch:

mannequin in

Jerk:

are.

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the yeah,

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they're working

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they're.

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at mannequin factory Okay, so

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the baby is possessed and she's not a sex doll

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And Dean is offended. He is pissed. And Isabelle's like, this is impossible. And they're like, no, it's not. So Baby starts chasing Dean through the parking lot

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and it's

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while

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hilarious.

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Sam and Isabelle hide out.

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He is so funny

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when he runs. Like, it's just his running

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is

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like,

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just

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looking

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hysterical.

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back, he's just like, oh, he's got a very, very, very cartoon face about it. It is

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Yep.

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funny. It's a really funny scene. And he has to he apologizes to maybe as he tricks baby and forces it to run into the abandoned

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It's horrors, torus.

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station at the at this parking lot, this brick building in the parking lot. Poor baby. I mean, I don't know. I know I know Dean can mechanic on some shit, but. A good paint and body guy's a pain in the ass, man. I feel bad for him.

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it's

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check

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go ahead.

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Dean's okay, Sam's checking on Dean, and Isabelle walks up and they ask if she's okay.

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No, somehow she got glass flung into her stomach or into her kidney.

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Yeah,

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I couldn't tell.

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she's she's bleeding from the mouth and she's got a giant, like a giant shard of glass in her abdomen. And I was like, oh, shit, that's brilliant. It stabbed the kidney and she's going to be OK. But I was wrong. She did. But before she

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dies,

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I

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she

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should

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sees

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like,

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Rose.

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yeah, she hadn't died. That would have made sense. Right. And then Rose just would have been whatever.

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Yeah, well, she sees Rose and Rose apologizes to her and then Isabelle's dead and Rose is gone.

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Rose, you should still be pissed.

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Well, she can't stick around

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I guess

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though

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not

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of her.

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Isabelle, whatever. Meh, she flams away. It's all sad, I'm sorry.

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So back at Bobby's, Dean is working on Baby, who doesn't seem to have much paint and body damage, which is bizarre, but that's okay. So, I'm gonna go ahead and start the

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she,

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to her engine? Oh, okay, cool.

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I mean, you could have fucked up with the radiator or something. I get that or like, I don't know, something. But like it does. The bigger concern with that kind of an incident would have definitely been pain body. Anyways, he makes a crack about being carjacked by a poltergeist. But I like that they have this conversation. I think it's really real about this case is that they really can't put it in the wind column. They saved guys that are dicks and an innocent girl died. Like this kind of sucks. Like, or they, yeah, they

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technically

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tried

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didn't

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to save things,

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save any of the guys like all

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but

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the

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they

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dicks

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try.

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are dead yeah

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but either

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may

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way

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have been a fourth.

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if there was

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Yeah, because there was a fourth guy that Johnny was talking to,

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Mm hmm.

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because someone else knew.

Jerk:

Yeah. So one guy gets away with this, I say one at least, they almost saved two and an innocent girl died out of it. And then here's my other problem is now still nobody knows about the closure of what happened to Rose. Now, granted, Isabelle's the only one that really would have cared. But like.

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She's still a missing person.

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No,

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anyways

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I mean, like,

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that bothered

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yeah,

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me

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so no justice for Rose, sad.

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Yeah, I don't like it. So and then,

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Ah.

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you know, Dean's dealing with a heartbroken kid and an angry woman. And, you know, he's talking about how facing the past is just awesome. And all we do is make a mess. That seems like what we save lives to sometimes.

Bitch:

Well, Anthony's also tired of the bad luck. To him I say, have you tried burning a reversing candle? And...

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Yes,

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No, I

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they need to do that. They didn't suggest that. Who would have suggested

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think they...

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the reversing candle? They needed somebody to suggest that, Liz.

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Yeah, they did. They did. Instead, Sam just points out that Satan has left the building and he has a soul now. So thank you.

Jerk:

So thank you, Sam. I got your back. We just got to keep our heads down and keep swinging. We've got optimistic

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No.

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Sam back.

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And then weird brother smiles and then scene. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

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Insane. All

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Casting

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right.

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couch?

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unny. Anyways, she was in the:

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gordito

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his credits.

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Gorgito.

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this character's nickname in:

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I feel

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this

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like

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keeps

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under

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before.

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the radar.

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Yeah.

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So...

Jerk:

So like you said about this episode, it's really good and then it's not.

Bitch:

Notice that it's really fun until it's not.

Jerk:

Oh, really fun until it's not. Yeah, I would I would concur.

Bitch:

There's there are a lot of things I like about this this episode. I think the mannequins are hysterical. I I think that's a really clever way to do the haunted dolls without doing haunted dolls.

Jerk:

It is. I agree. I agree. As much as it gave me the heebie-jeebies, totally agree on that. Totally love that. The shitbag bullies is really upsetting and I don't like that. And the handling of the Dean Lisa trajectory is really annoying. But I'm really mad about how it's written. I'm just mad at the characters, which is stupid because it's written by somebody. But it's, I don't know, that's my mental spiral.

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know why we're still why you were they were broken up like you could have just left that go. We didn't need to we don't

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Yeah,

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need this in the story. Like why

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they just need

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is

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to

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this

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really

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here?

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reinforce how broken he is.

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Yes. But now we're like but then I'm like what you're fucking up an imaginary kid in the process like

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Which is

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it'd

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upsetting.

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be fine if it was just Lisa but you're fucking like I bent the victim of all of this. I feel so bad for this kid. You just have this father figure yanked in and out of his life. Like,

Jerk:

That's not cool.

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no.

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Not cool.

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I feel really

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But

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bad

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yeah.

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for Lisa too, but I think Lisa brought some of this on herself because

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Oh, absolutely.

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clearly she's got some

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Well,

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problems and she kept calling him.

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that but also like he's perpetuated it too by like being like half in half out.

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Oh, no, I

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think he's

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they've

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mostly to blame.

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She's contributing

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she's leading

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to

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into

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this.

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it.

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She's not innocent in this. In the toxic relationship, she has invested some time. There are some some parts of the toxicity are her. But that's just because she's an enabler.

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Oh yeah.

Bitch:

and needy and I'm sure is like, Oh my god, I'm fucking Dean Winchester and he's super hot and I want to keep fucking him. So I'm pretty sure those six calls are probably like, Oh, like two bottles of Chardonnay and like, What's up, Dean?

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And when he's here, it's

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Can

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so

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you show

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perfect.

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me Can you send me a picture of your abs? Can you do the little shirt thing for me? Thanks, Dean.

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How long of a drive are you from here? Yeah.

Bitch:

You up?

Jerk:

Yeah. I don't know. I think those two aspects of it were really upsetting. I... I thought the kidney tie in was actually really clever as well, but really upsetting. I wish they had found a different way to resolve it other than killing this innocent chick. That kind of sucked. It just turned into like, like the wrap up was kind of a fucking bummer. So Dean's like straight up like this kid's fucked up. Lisa's pissed at me rightfully so and we killed like and the chick died that we were trying to help basically. But the ghost isn't gonna kill anybody else, I guess. That's good, but that's it. That's all they get out of it. Like, that was kind of like.

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And Sam tells Dean thank you

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Well, yes,

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for

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that's

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fighting

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true

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for him.

Jerk:

for the soul. So that is, I guess, a big deal, because that's acknowledging that he's preferred to have his soul than not, because last time they talked about it, he was kind of wishing he didn't.

Bitch:

Yeah, but so I don't know. So now we've got hell contact Sam. We don't know what's going on with that. Lisa and Dean are definitely over this time. Definitely, definitely over.

Jerk:

Hmm, are they? Sure.

Bitch:

I don't know, like, who fucking knows? Like, with that relationship, like, you just don't like, it's like your friends relationship that is like, well, you just will you

Jerk:

Stop

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just decide?

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calling him. Yeah.

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Will you just stop

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Oh, I hate

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stop

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that.

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calling him Lisa? Or like, can y'all just stay broken up? Because like, I've already done this sympathetic friend thing for you once. And

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Well, then

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I'm

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it

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gonna

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sucks

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keep

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cuz then then you then you try to be like I got your back He's dick and then they get back together and you're like fuck. I

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Oh,

Jerk:

can't say that anymore

Bitch:

I just like totally and then you're like, but we were just talking about how much he sucked. And now I had to be like, Oh, hey, do you want a beer? Thanks, Lisa.

Jerk:

And like maybe he's not a dick, it just doesn't work. And then there's, that's a whole other thing too. I mean, we can talk about how Dean's a dick, but like also somehow they made their relationship work together

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But if your relationship

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and

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doesn't

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it just doesn't

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work,

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work.

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know.

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just doesn't work.

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It doesn't work. It's quit trying

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to

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makes

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like

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it harder

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make

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to

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it

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walk

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work.

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away from when it's not either person, but that doesn't make it okay. So, I'm gonna go ahead and start with this one. I'm gonna go ahead and start with this one.

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But it's kind of a person.

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but I'm trying to be nice.

Bitch:

Don't be nice.

Jerk:

So yeah, there we go.

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I think

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Yay

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that's all we have

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mannequins.

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to say. Yay, mannequins. And

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I

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have

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did

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a question.

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not, I did

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not.

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mannequins, do we have, would there still, will there be continue to be a demand for mannequins if we continue to go towards online shopping instead of in-person malls? Or

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I

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is

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don't

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the mannequin

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there's

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industry in decline?

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So the mannequin industry though, I don't think so, because they're doing a lot of photo shoots for like different things, right?

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That's

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So

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true.

Bitch:

I did find like there's like chrome mannequins and like gold plain mannequins. And they're really cool looking, like they're just like all metal looking. And there's velvet ones that are also really pretty. So

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it really

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there's

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dusty.

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like the chrome ones are like:

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course.

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like you can get like a curvy plaid because I was specifically looking for a fat girl model because I had to wear my clothes. But they don't make like a fat short girl model. They're like, they're always like, it was like, where's like, you know, like the troll leg. So I can put these clothes on it. But I guess I want to sell them. I should put them on someone who's not a troll. I don't know. Anyways, go buy a mannequin. Just spend your money in stupid shit because world is ending. It's like,

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Oh

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wait,

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my

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we were

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god.

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I was positive.

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Where

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did

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about

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it...

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trolls

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Damn

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and the world

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it!

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ending. I'm like, damn, where? Whoa. That is that is not the train I was riding on.

Bitch:

You're like, I'm so glad our therapist is back tomorrow. All

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

right. Cheers, Chuck.

Jerk:

oh, cheers, bitch.

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About the Podcast

Devil's Trap: A Supernatural Podcast
A Supernatural fan show where longtime fan Liz “trapped” Diana, into watching for the first time. Come along for a spoiler free watch with crafty urban fantasy enthusiasts.
We're going back to the beginning of the road and watching Supernatural from the beginning. For your host Liz, it's probably her fifth time through. For your other host Diana, it's her first. She claims she was scared. Naturally as a supportive friend, Liz will attempt to exploit this fear as much as possible. We also dive into the spooky spook in the show in whatever way we want - occult, folklore, true crime, shopping, GAME SHOWS?

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About your hosts

Elizabeth Waddell

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Liz spends her time in Dripping Springs, TX crafting and binge watching shows.

Diana Cox

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Diana lives in Dallas, TX and spends her time seeing/making music, going to car shows, drinking, and caring for 3 large dogs (+ the husband).